Kristen Joy Hoadley

Did you see the pictures of that airplane?

She's buying $180 million 737 Max with a bedroom in the back.

A bedroom that is far nicer than anyone I've ever slept in.

I can guarantee you that.

With a queen bed in the back because apparently she's screwing Corey Lewandowski, who's not even her husband.

Chrissy, this is an unserious country.

We got problems.

And someone find Nancy Guthrie, for God's sakes.

Now, maybe she's at the Hong Kong club.

She could be at the Hong Kong Gentleman's Club.

I don't mean to make light of the situation, but people are into some weird shit.

Do you know what I'm saying, Chrissy?

Yeah, yeah.

Some weird shit.

Speaking of the Olympics, the Olympics are now over.

This saddens me a great deal.

Gold.

The women, I think, have the more impressive feat because they went 12 games undefeated, only let two goals by the entire 12 games.

I mean, the girls, listen, both of them deserve an equal amount of accolades, but the girls really fucking killed it.

What a win by the guys.