Kristen Joy Hoadley
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Podcast Appearances
Everyone starts off, right?
And for 400 meters, you can't, no one can cut in front of anybody.
So everyone just kind of skates pretty slow.
Then you start going at like kind of a normal speed.
But some people slow down because they want to save their energy for that lap four and that lap eight.
But then some people speed up because if you lap somebody, they are out.
So some people are trying to lap people.
Is this a sport or is this like American gladiators?
The thighs are abnormal on all those human beings.
People shouldn't have thighs like that.
When I did my skate night at school.
And they used to have speed skate, remember, when everyone would get out there and races as fast as you could go?
I would win a lot of those because I was really fast on my roller skates.
That's my claim to fame, my glory years when I was fast and seven years old on my skate.