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Kristen Joy Hoadley

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So here's how it goes.

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Everyone starts off, right?

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And for 400 meters, you can't, no one can cut in front of anybody.

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So everyone just kind of skates pretty slow.

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Then you start going at like kind of a normal speed.

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But some people slow down because they want to save their energy for that lap four and that lap eight.

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But then some people speed up because if you lap somebody, they are out.

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So some people are trying to lap people.

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Is this a sport or is this like American gladiators?

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The thighs are abnormal on all those human beings.

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People shouldn't have thighs like that.

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When I did my skate night at school.

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And they used to have speed skate, remember, when everyone would get out there and races as fast as you could go?

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I would win a lot of those because I was really fast on my roller skates.

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That's my claim to fame, my glory years when I was fast and seven years old on my skate.