Kristi Noem

Former Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem is said to be stunned by reports that her husband may be leading a cross-dressing double life.

According to the Daily Mail, Noem's 56-year-old husband, Brian, is a secret cross-dresser who wears gigantic fake boobs and wears pink hot pants while he chats online with fetish models who have gigantic breasts.

All right, the breaking news this morning, gas prices in the United States now higher than $4 a gallon for the first time since 2022.

Part of the reason, basically the full closure of the Strait of Hormuz.

Build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait and just take it.

You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourselves.

Go get your own oil.

We need to look at military options.

We should destroy their ability to make conventional war.

The new automated ball strike challenge system, also known as ABS, the pitcher, catcher, or hitter can challenge an umpire's call immediately after a pitch just by tapping their head.

God damn it.

With the new season, new foods are coming to ballparks across the country.

This is before the war in Iraq, the oldest synagogue, excuse me, Iran.

So Secretary Noem, at any time during your tenure as director of Department of Homeland Security, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

I think the ridiculousness of this and the tabloids that you are quoting and referencing are insane.

And this has been something that I've refuted for years and I continue to do that.

What I would tell you is when it comes to what you're doing, this is what you do.

The socialist, liberal left is you go off and you attack conservative women and you say that we're either stupid or we're sluts.

That's what you do.

No, ma'am.