Kurt Metzger
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So later when I'm looking at new stuff on sidekick on Jimmy or whatever, now I have all this โ it's just the way you write jokes. Like I have a โ I could cross-reference. I need as much data as I could get about every single thing, you know? Right. So that I can make connections. That's just for joke writing or any kind of writing. Right.
So later when I'm looking at new stuff on sidekick on Jimmy or whatever, now I have all this โ it's just the way you write jokes. Like I have a โ I could cross-reference. I need as much data as I could get about every single thing, you know? Right. So that I can make connections. That's just for joke writing or any kind of writing. Right.
So later when I'm looking at new stuff on sidekick on Jimmy or whatever, now I have all this โ it's just the way you write jokes. Like I have a โ I could cross-reference. I need as much data as I could get about every single thing, you know? Right. So that I can make connections. That's just for joke writing or any kind of writing. Right.
uh so you have to analyze stuff so i i just go off the old uh you know you know a tree by its fruits right that bible saying that i think is a correct saying um if i know the the truth about certain current events and i'm watching and i know your background that you should know this or that and maybe you don't though i i allow for that um i'm just saying i've seen a bunch of people that woman from uh who was like isis is back and iran is here
uh so you have to analyze stuff so i i just go off the old uh you know you know a tree by its fruits right that bible saying that i think is a correct saying um if i know the the truth about certain current events and i'm watching and i know your background that you should know this or that and maybe you don't though i i allow for that um i'm just saying i've seen a bunch of people that woman from uh who was like isis is back and iran is here
uh so you have to analyze stuff so i i just go off the old uh you know you know a tree by its fruits right that bible saying that i think is a correct saying um if i know the the truth about certain current events and i'm watching and i know your background that you should know this or that and maybe you don't though i i allow for that um i'm just saying i've seen a bunch of people that woman from uh who was like isis is back and iran is here
Who was that woman? The CIA lady. That's a bad impression, by the way. I didn't know who you were talking about. It was my impression of how she was talking about ICE. So it was when the Tesla truck blew up. I've been making jokes about it. I was like, hey, guys, ICE is his back, and no one cares.
Who was that woman? The CIA lady. That's a bad impression, by the way. I didn't know who you were talking about. It was my impression of how she was talking about ICE. So it was when the Tesla truck blew up. I've been making jokes about it. I was like, hey, guys, ICE is his back, and no one cares.
Who was that woman? The CIA lady. That's a bad impression, by the way. I didn't know who you were talking about. It was my impression of how she was talking about ICE. So it was when the Tesla truck blew up. I've been making jokes about it. I was like, hey, guys, ICE is his back, and no one cares.
So this level of bullshit and this was bewildering when I read this about drones blaming China. Now, remember, because I joke about the Chinese on the drones because of all of this. And then he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. If a Chinese spy balloon, you know, they made up all these little details after the fact.
So this level of bullshit and this was bewildering when I read this about drones blaming China. Now, remember, because I joke about the Chinese on the drones because of all of this. And then he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. If a Chinese spy balloon, you know, they made up all these little details after the fact.
So this level of bullshit and this was bewildering when I read this about drones blaming China. Now, remember, because I joke about the Chinese on the drones because of all of this. And then he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. If a Chinese spy balloon, you know, they made up all these little details after the fact.
There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon. It got from mainland China, a big white balloon. This is China on it. We got over all our bases in the Pacific, which, if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry, okay?
There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon. It got from mainland China, a big white balloon. This is China on it. We got over all our bases in the Pacific, which, if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry, okay?
There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon. It got from mainland China, a big white balloon. This is China on it. We got over all our bases in the Pacific, which, if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry, okay?
All our balloon-sensing equipment, I assume, from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana. No, that was an actual balloon. There was unseasonable. I believe the simpler explanation of the unseasonable winds blew a balloon... Into Billings, Montana. And that's why Biden didn't shoot it down.
All our balloon-sensing equipment, I assume, from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana. No, that was an actual balloon. There was unseasonable. I believe the simpler explanation of the unseasonable winds blew a balloon... Into Billings, Montana. And that's why Biden didn't shoot it down.
All our balloon-sensing equipment, I assume, from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana. No, that was an actual balloon. There was unseasonable. I believe the simpler explanation of the unseasonable winds blew a balloon... Into Billings, Montana. And that's why Biden didn't shoot it down.
We've had this happen many times when those balloons. Then they go, oh, maybe we shot down two more balloons. It might be UFOs. Remember that bullshit?
We've had this happen many times when those balloons. Then they go, oh, maybe we shot down two more balloons. It might be UFOs. Remember that bullshit?