Kurt Metzger

I think it was Time Magazine that said, actually, processed food probably isn't that bad.

So, you know, I was in a doomsday call, you know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world in 1977. And boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks. And then meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my fucking head. So now they have a worse record than Bible people.

So, you know, I was in a doomsday call, you know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world in 1977. And boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks. And then meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my fucking head. So now they have a worse record than Bible people.

So, you know, I was in a doomsday call, you know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world in 1977. And boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks. And then meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my fucking head. So now they have a worse record than Bible people.

The climate prophecy is less reliable. than the crazy religious people. Well, not even Bible people.

The climate prophecy is less reliable. than the crazy religious people. Well, not even Bible people.

The climate prophecy is less reliable. than the crazy religious people. Well, not even Bible people.

Everybody, like, a lot of people herald camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing, but Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right. The coral reefs were supposed to be gone, but they're back now.

Everybody, like, a lot of people herald camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing, but Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right. The coral reefs were supposed to be gone, but they're back now.

Everybody, like, a lot of people herald camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing, but Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right. The coral reefs were supposed to be gone, but they're back now.

Rainforest. As a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree. I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah. The trees breathe carbon. Yeah. That's what I heard. Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees. Too much tree air. Yeah. Oh, there's more.

Rainforest. As a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree. I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah. The trees breathe carbon. Yeah. That's what I heard. Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees. Too much tree air. Yeah. Oh, there's more.

Rainforest. As a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree. I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah. The trees breathe carbon. Yeah. That's what I heard. Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees. Too much tree air. Yeah. Oh, there's more.

Oh, fossil fuels. Remember, they were talking about oil. So that's Sinclair with the brontosaurus on the can, right? And that's marketing. If you look up Colonel Prowt, P-R-O-W-T-Y, he's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy. Because it's military, come up with our energy policy. Right.

Oh, fossil fuels. Remember, they were talking about oil. So that's Sinclair with the brontosaurus on the can, right? And that's marketing. If you look up Colonel Prowt, P-R-O-W-T-Y, he's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy. Because it's military, come up with our energy policy. Right.

Oh, fossil fuels. Remember, they were talking about oil. So that's Sinclair with the brontosaurus on the can, right? And that's marketing. If you look up Colonel Prowt, P-R-O-W-T-Y, he's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy. Because it's military, come up with our energy policy. Right.

And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil because there was oil all over the fucking place. So a guy's got to control all, like diamonds, let's say. And then because it governs everything, your energy, they could just control all kinds of shit, and then they could say it's scarce, and we don't have enough of it.

And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil because there was oil all over the fucking place. So a guy's got to control all, like diamonds, let's say. And then because it governs everything, your energy, they could just control all kinds of shit, and then they could say it's scarce, and we don't have enough of it.

And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil because there was oil all over the fucking place. So a guy's got to control all, like diamonds, let's say. And then because it governs everything, your energy, they could just control all kinds of shit, and then they could say it's scarce, and we don't have enough of it.

And then they could do your carbon footprint, invent BP, came up with that term. And people say it like an asshole. Oh, is my carbon... Not their carbon ass print. I have a big one, if you want. But your carbon footprint. Like I'm Catholic now, but of climate change. Right.