Kurt Metzger
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When you get your security clearance, they should really, really analyze. And I'll be glad they should analyze to see if your dick is weird. I feel like you're going to be weird.
When you get your security clearance, they should really, really analyze. And I'll be glad they should analyze to see if your dick is weird. I feel like you're going to be weird.
When you get your security clearance, they should really, really analyze. And I'll be glad they should analyze to see if your dick is weird. I feel like you're going to be weird.
Well, when you told me that, I thought you were exaggerating your Neanderthal DNA. And then when you showed me your hands, because you have the same size hands as me, right? Yeah, they're pretty big.
Well, when you told me that, I thought you were exaggerating your Neanderthal DNA. And then when you showed me your hands, because you have the same size hands as me, right? Yeah, they're pretty big.
Well, when you told me that, I thought you were exaggerating your Neanderthal DNA. And then when you showed me your hands, because you have the same size hands as me, right? Yeah, they're pretty big.
I believe you're Neanderthal.
I believe you're Neanderthal.
I believe you're Neanderthal.
Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine and they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations.
Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine and they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations.
Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine and they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations.
We'll see how it works out. I'll tell you, the lore, as I understand it, is, yeah, they did all that and all kinds of wild, gross shit.