Kurt Metzger
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And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Right. Plus they got you pumped full of drugs to make you not feel things. Right. So you got to jerk off to My Little Pony eventually. Right? I'm sure there's no prop. Remember Temple? You know Temple Grandin is, right? No. The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers.
And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Right. Plus they got you pumped full of drugs to make you not feel things. Right. So you got to jerk off to My Little Pony eventually. Right? I'm sure there's no prop. Remember Temple? You know Temple Grandin is, right? No. The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers.
And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Right. Plus they got you pumped full of drugs to make you not feel things. Right. So you got to jerk off to My Little Pony eventually. Right? I'm sure there's no prop. Remember Temple? You know Temple Grandin is, right? No. The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers.
She's an engineer. It was real TED Talk circuit kind of person. Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now. 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, yeah. And she realized because she could kind of think like a cow because they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff. And so she understood stuff about them. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. It's very smart. Right.
She's an engineer. It was real TED Talk circuit kind of person. Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now. 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, yeah. And she realized because she could kind of think like a cow because they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff. And so she understood stuff about them. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. It's very smart. Right.
She's an engineer. It was real TED Talk circuit kind of person. Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now. 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, yeah. And she realized because she could kind of think like a cow because they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff. And so she understood stuff about them. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. It's very smart. Right.
Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.
Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.
Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.
And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.
Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.
Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.
So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.
So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.
So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.
Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?
Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?