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Kurt Metzger

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2283 total appearances

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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Right. Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They self-compartmentalize almost.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And you can program whatever sexuality. You're a woman. Like, I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Oh, last time I was here. Oh, yes. The last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew. And so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sat next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but was probably a 30-year-old woman.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

So she was like, she must have been from the Pacific Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask. Okay. Bright colors.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Okay. She sits down, and I'm passing by, and the girl's getting the cookies they bring you, and she has a box with a little Pikachu, and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies with it, okay? And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep, and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, and I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life. That's the new future. So when you told me that China thing that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment, what did you tell me about? Yes.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, and I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life. That's the new future. So when you told me that China thing that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment, what did you tell me about? Yes.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, and I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life. That's the new future. So when you told me that China thing that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment, what did you tell me about? Yes.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, well, you got to compete or America's going to hand you your ass. I'm sure they got the same story you hear here. China's going to hand us our ass.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, well, you got to compete or America's going to hand you your ass. I'm sure they got the same story you hear here. China's going to hand us our ass.