Kurtis Conner

And I'll talk about that in a second. But U.S., these are the rest of the U.S. states. Guys, these are the last... dates the last u.s dates of the goodfellow world tour okay um this is it if you live in the states and you want to see the goodfellow world tour if you want to see this hour live this is the last chance okay um And these are the last U.S. states I'm doing on this tour.

And I'll talk about that in a second. But U.S., these are the rest of the U.S. states. Guys, these are the last... dates the last u.s dates of the goodfellow world tour okay um this is it if you live in the states and you want to see the goodfellow world tour if you want to see this hour live this is the last chance okay um And these are the last U.S. states I'm doing on this tour.

Salt Lake City, Denver, Phoenix, Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Austin, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, Indianapolis, Columbus, Cleveland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, St. Louis, Milwaukee, and Philadelphia. Okay? Okay. So those are all the dates. All those tickets are available now. Tickets are frigging... They're flying, dude. They're like frigging hotcakes, man.

Salt Lake City, Denver, Phoenix, Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Austin, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, Indianapolis, Columbus, Cleveland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, St. Louis, Milwaukee, and Philadelphia. Okay? Okay. So those are all the dates. All those tickets are available now. Tickets are frigging... They're flying, dude. They're like frigging hotcakes, man.

They're the hottest cakes you've ever seen. Don't touch them. Don't. Yeah, you should go to my website. You can buy them there. Dude... When I was... I remember... I don't know if anyone who's similar to my age will remember this, but, dude, I used to have to go buy tickets to stuff. I used to have to go to the mall. I used to have to go to a jean machine.

They're the hottest cakes you've ever seen. Don't touch them. Don't. Yeah, you should go to my website. You can buy them there. Dude... When I was... I remember... I don't know if anyone who's similar to my age will remember this, but, dude, I used to have to go buy tickets to stuff. I used to have to go to the mall. I used to have to go to a jean machine.

The store called Jean Machine at Lime Ridge Mall in Hamilton, Ontario. There is a store called Jean Machine. I don't know if it's still there. They sold jeans. They were kind of the jean machine, if you will. Um... I don't think they actually created the jeans there. The word machine kind of implies that there's a jean factory in there. But no, it's a jean machine.

The store called Jean Machine at Lime Ridge Mall in Hamilton, Ontario. There is a store called Jean Machine. I don't know if it's still there. They sold jeans. They were kind of the jean machine, if you will. Um... I don't think they actually created the jeans there. The word machine kind of implies that there's a jean factory in there. But no, it's a jean machine.

And also, you could buy tickets to concerts there. I only did it one time. But I went to, I walked into the jean machine, and then I remember the girl working was like, hey, do you need any help? I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm just here to buy concert tickets. She was like, oh, yeah, yeah, just go to the counter over there.

And also, you could buy tickets to concerts there. I only did it one time. But I went to, I walked into the jean machine, and then I remember the girl working was like, hey, do you need any help? I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm just here to buy concert tickets. She was like, oh, yeah, yeah, just go to the counter over there.

And then... Yeah, because I feel like... I guess that was before there was, like, online shit. Like, I think you could order, like, tickets online, but, like, you could still go to a physical store and do it. So I went to the counter, and I was like, hey, could I buy two tickets? Like, it's a box office, dude. She's, like, folding jeans, and I'm like, hey, can I... Can I buy a concert ticket?

And then... Yeah, because I feel like... I guess that was before there was, like, online shit. Like, I think you could order, like, tickets online, but, like, you could still go to a physical store and do it. So I went to the counter, and I was like, hey, could I buy two tickets? Like, it's a box office, dude. She's, like, folding jeans, and I'm like, hey, can I... Can I buy a concert ticket?

And she's like, yeah, absolutely. She was wearing her casual outfit. She had to like duck down behind the counter. She changed into like a box office uniform. She popped back up and was like, yeah, how many tickets you need? Uh, I was like, I need two tickets to, uh, is it Licky Lee or likey Lee? How do you, how do you fucking say your name? I don't know. Licky Lee. Um, I need two tickets to her.

And she's like, yeah, absolutely. She was wearing her casual outfit. She had to like duck down behind the counter. She changed into like a box office uniform. She popped back up and was like, yeah, how many tickets you need? Uh, I was like, I need two tickets to, uh, is it Licky Lee or likey Lee? How do you, how do you fucking say your name? I don't know. Licky Lee. Um, I need two tickets to her.

Cause that was like, uh, those were like a birthday gift for my like high school girlfriend. Um, and, uh, yeah, she was like, yeah, no problem. And then I just like handle, I just, and take a dude. I remember tickets $20 each. insane. 20 bucks. I was like, okay, there's two twenties. There's fast $40 for you. Here you go. Uh, give me my change.

Cause that was like, uh, those were like a birthday gift for my like high school girlfriend. Um, and, uh, yeah, she was like, yeah, no problem. And then I just like handle, I just, and take a dude. I remember tickets $20 each. insane. 20 bucks. I was like, okay, there's two twenties. There's fast $40 for you. Here you go. Uh, give me my change.

You know, I, I didn't say keep the change cause I stopped, you know, and then, um, keep the change in my hand, put it there and keep it there. And then, uh, yeah, she gave me my tickets and I walked out of the gene machine. Isn't that pretty crazy guys? Is that the craziest fucking story I've ever heard in your life? Isn't it? No, man. I'm rusty, dude.

You know, I, I didn't say keep the change cause I stopped, you know, and then, um, keep the change in my hand, put it there and keep it there. And then, uh, yeah, she gave me my tickets and I walked out of the gene machine. Isn't that pretty crazy guys? Is that the craziest fucking story I've ever heard in your life? Isn't it? No, man. I'm rusty, dude.

It's been a while since I've done this podcast. But now you don't have to do that. You don't have to go to Gene Machine to buy tickets for my show. You can just go to McCurtisConner.com, click on this fucking city you want to go to, and it brings you to the site. You click on it, you put a couple taps, and you're in. All right? So, yeah.

It's been a while since I've done this podcast. But now you don't have to do that. You don't have to go to Gene Machine to buy tickets for my show. You can just go to McCurtisConner.com, click on this fucking city you want to go to, and it brings you to the site. You click on it, you put a couple taps, and you're in. All right? So, yeah.