Kurtis Conner

It's gotta be, like, just awful coverage, right?

Like, it can't be good.

You know, I'm gonna decline these cookies, okay?

I don't know what the fuck is in that shit.

Same coverage as three nationwide phone services.

Then what's the point, man?

Easily switch your SIM card to Trump Mobile using your own... Like, you have to be so brainwashed.

to have to use a president's phone?

A president's smartphone, dude.

I'm just picturing the phone is gonna be, if the phone is anything like Trump,

You know, it's going to just, like, you're going to try to do something.

You know, you have a task that you're going to try to do.

It's going to get distracted.

It's going to say a bunch of, like, you'll try to text your friend something, and it'll, like, it'll just, like, translate it into a slur or something.

You know, like, it'll just be, like, so mean and insensitive, right?

Why choose Trump Mobile?

With all our inclusive plans, we cover you when life happens with coverage for... Okay, blah, blah, blah.

Telehealth services, including virtual medical care and easy ordering and delivery for prescription medications.

That's how you got to get health care in the States.

You got to get on the president's phone service, dude.