Kurtis Conner

Christchurch was great. Melbourne was a blast. Brisbane was sick. Sydney was awesome. Dude, all the shows have been so much fun, man. We got two more. going to Adelaide after this, and then we're going to Perth. And then I get to go home, which I'm excited for. Obviously, I've been having a blast here with the shows and everything, but, you know, I fucking miss my house, man. I miss my wife.

Christchurch was great. Melbourne was a blast. Brisbane was sick. Sydney was awesome. Dude, all the shows have been so much fun, man. We got two more. going to Adelaide after this, and then we're going to Perth. And then I get to go home, which I'm excited for. Obviously, I've been having a blast here with the shows and everything, but, you know, I fucking miss my house, man. I miss my wife.

I miss my dog. And, yeah, I miss... And I also miss my stuff, man. I mean, I have a lot of stuff here, but, you know, living out of a suitcase, it gets pretty annoying, too. Especially on this tour, we don't have a bus, so we've just been, like, hotel to hotel. So it's like, get to a hotel, unpack stuff. My shit is everywhere.

I miss my dog. And, yeah, I miss... And I also miss my stuff, man. I mean, I have a lot of stuff here, but, you know, living out of a suitcase, it gets pretty annoying, too. Especially on this tour, we don't have a bus, so we've just been, like, hotel to hotel. So it's like, get to a hotel, unpack stuff. My shit is everywhere.

My bag explodes for about, like, six days, it feels like, or however fucking long I'm in a place. And then... Pack again, go to the airport. You know, it's just like, it's a lot, but it's a blast, man. You know, the show's been a lot of fun. So again, thank you everybody for the support. If you've been to the, you've come to a show. Yeah, man, we got a lot of fun stuff to talk about.

My bag explodes for about, like, six days, it feels like, or however fucking long I'm in a place. And then... Pack again, go to the airport. You know, it's just like, it's a lot, but it's a blast, man. You know, the show's been a lot of fun. So again, thank you everybody for the support. If you've been to the, you've come to a show. Yeah, man, we got a lot of fun stuff to talk about.

I'm trying to think what else has been, anything crazy happened on this? I mean, not, I mean, someone got fucking dragged out of my show, physically dragged out of my show. So that was pretty fun. And I doubt this person even fucking remembers it. So I don't feel too bad talking about it. Yeah, I think it was in... It was in Melbourne.

I'm trying to think what else has been, anything crazy happened on this? I mean, not, I mean, someone got fucking dragged out of my show, physically dragged out of my show. So that was pretty fun. And I doubt this person even fucking remembers it. So I don't feel too bad talking about it. Yeah, I think it was in... It was in Melbourne.

Yeah, Melbourne because that was the only time where we had two shows in the same day. So early show, Melbourne, rock and roll. So fun, right? Turn the venue over real quick for the late show. And then... I guess, according... This is what I heard, because I didn't hear any of this, which is crazy, but the first show...

Yeah, Melbourne because that was the only time where we had two shows in the same day. So early show, Melbourne, rock and roll. So fun, right? Turn the venue over real quick for the late show. And then... I guess, according... This is what I heard, because I didn't hear any of this, which is crazy, but the first show...

these people were at the first show and then they got tickets for the late show, which is like, you know what? That's badass. Thank you for people who do that because it's, spoiler alert, it's the same show every time. Like I don't change my material. I can't write a whole new hour every show I do, right? So I'm like, yeah, sure. You can hear the same jokes if you want to, right?

these people were at the first show and then they got tickets for the late show, which is like, you know what? That's badass. Thank you for people who do that because it's, spoiler alert, it's the same show every time. Like I don't change my material. I can't write a whole new hour every show I do, right? So I'm like, yeah, sure. You can hear the same jokes if you want to, right?

So, but I guess between the, during, and then during the first show and between the first and second show, I guess these people were, yeah, they were boozing. They were getting into the, they were getting into the liquor. Okay. They were, they were, they were, they were drinking quite a bit, I guess, which is fine. Right. You're out.

So, but I guess between the, during, and then during the first show and between the first and second show, I guess these people were, yeah, they were boozing. They were getting into the, they were getting into the liquor. Okay. They were, they were, they were, they were drinking quite a bit, I guess, which is fine. Right. You're out.

It's a, it was like a Saturday night fucking get lit as far as I'm concerned. Right. Um, but I guess these two people were just yelling the whole time and then like disrupting, um, like the people around them were starting to yell at them to be like, yo, shut up. We're trying to hear Jacob and Curtis. Like, this is what we, we paid money for. Like, um,

It's a, it was like a Saturday night fucking get lit as far as I'm concerned. Right. Um, but I guess these two people were just yelling the whole time and then like disrupting, um, like the people around them were starting to yell at them to be like, yo, shut up. We're trying to hear Jacob and Curtis. Like, this is what we, we paid money for. Like, um,

Like, we didn't pay money to, like, listen to you guys scream and stuff. So they got a couple warnings from the venue, kept yelling. And then, yeah, dude, I guess one of the security members was like, you got to go. And then the one person was like, I'm not fucking leaving. Like Jordan Belfort in Wolf of Wall Street.

Like, we didn't pay money to, like, listen to you guys scream and stuff. So they got a couple warnings from the venue, kept yelling. And then, yeah, dude, I guess one of the security members was like, you got to go. And then the one person was like, I'm not fucking leaving. Like Jordan Belfort in Wolf of Wall Street.

So, yeah, they, like, had to physically drag her out of the theater. She went, like, dead weight and stuff, and it was pretty crazy. Dude, and I didn't hear a thing. I didn't hear any of it. I was so locked in, man. I didn't hear or see any of that, which is wild. Makes sense, though, because, you know, I can't... It was a rowdy crowd.

So, yeah, they, like, had to physically drag her out of the theater. She went, like, dead weight and stuff, and it was pretty crazy. Dude, and I didn't hear a thing. I didn't hear any of it. I was so locked in, man. I didn't hear or see any of that, which is wild. Makes sense, though, because, you know, I can't... It was a rowdy crowd.