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Kurtis Conner

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

And then... Yeah, because I feel like... I guess that was before there was, like, online shit. Like, I think you could order, like, tickets online, but, like, you could still go to a physical store and do it. So I went to the counter, and I was like, hey, could I buy two tickets? Like, it's a box office, dude. She's, like, folding jeans, and I'm like, hey, can I... Can I buy a concert ticket?

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

And then... Yeah, because I feel like... I guess that was before there was, like, online shit. Like, I think you could order, like, tickets online, but, like, you could still go to a physical store and do it. So I went to the counter, and I was like, hey, could I buy two tickets? Like, it's a box office, dude. She's, like, folding jeans, and I'm like, hey, can I... Can I buy a concert ticket?

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

And she's like, yeah, absolutely. She was wearing her casual outfit. She had to like duck down behind the counter. She changed into like a box office uniform. She popped back up and was like, yeah, how many tickets you need? Uh, I was like, I need two tickets to, uh, is it Licky Lee or likey Lee? How do you, how do you fucking say your name? I don't know. Licky Lee. Um, I need two tickets to her.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

And she's like, yeah, absolutely. She was wearing her casual outfit. She had to like duck down behind the counter. She changed into like a box office uniform. She popped back up and was like, yeah, how many tickets you need? Uh, I was like, I need two tickets to, uh, is it Licky Lee or likey Lee? How do you, how do you fucking say your name? I don't know. Licky Lee. Um, I need two tickets to her.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

Cause that was like, uh, those were like a birthday gift for my like high school girlfriend. Um, and, uh, yeah, she was like, yeah, no problem. And then I just like handle, I just, and take a dude. I remember tickets $20 each. insane. 20 bucks. I was like, okay, there's two twenties. There's fast $40 for you. Here you go. Uh, give me my change.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

Cause that was like, uh, those were like a birthday gift for my like high school girlfriend. Um, and, uh, yeah, she was like, yeah, no problem. And then I just like handle, I just, and take a dude. I remember tickets $20 each. insane. 20 bucks. I was like, okay, there's two twenties. There's fast $40 for you. Here you go. Uh, give me my change.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

You know, I, I didn't say keep the change cause I stopped, you know, and then, um, keep the change in my hand, put it there and keep it there. And then, uh, yeah, she gave me my tickets and I walked out of the gene machine. Isn't that pretty crazy guys? Is that the craziest fucking story I've ever heard in your life? Isn't it? No, man. I'm rusty, dude.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

You know, I, I didn't say keep the change cause I stopped, you know, and then, um, keep the change in my hand, put it there and keep it there. And then, uh, yeah, she gave me my tickets and I walked out of the gene machine. Isn't that pretty crazy guys? Is that the craziest fucking story I've ever heard in your life? Isn't it? No, man. I'm rusty, dude.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

It's been a while since I've done this podcast. But now you don't have to do that. You don't have to go to Gene Machine to buy tickets for my show. You can just go to McCurtisConner.com, click on this fucking city you want to go to, and it brings you to the site. You click on it, you put a couple taps, and you're in. All right? So, yeah.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

It's been a while since I've done this podcast. But now you don't have to do that. You don't have to go to Gene Machine to buy tickets for my show. You can just go to McCurtisConner.com, click on this fucking city you want to go to, and it brings you to the site. You click on it, you put a couple taps, and you're in. All right? So, yeah.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

Those aren't the last dates of the Goodfellow World Tour, though, okay? There's a lot of, you know... there's one obvious place that I have not gone to yet. And, um, I'm, I'm going there. I'm up. Yeah. I'm yeah. Okay. Uh, I don't know if I'm, I never know what I'm allowed to say. I remember people on my, like my team were like, don't, don't get say it.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

Those aren't the last dates of the Goodfellow World Tour, though, okay? There's a lot of, you know... there's one obvious place that I have not gone to yet. And, um, I'm, I'm going there. I'm up. Yeah. I'm yeah. Okay. Uh, I don't know if I'm, I never know what I'm allowed to say. I remember people on my, like my team were like, don't, don't get say it.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

But it's like, well, why am I going to get fucking assassinated in my podcast studio? Uh, If I say, oh, I'm going to this country, a little red dot appears on my head and it goes, that'd be stupid because then I wouldn't be able to do the shows. But yeah, shout out UK and Europe, man. Shit was goaded, man. I loved it, man.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

But it's like, well, why am I going to get fucking assassinated in my podcast studio? Uh, If I say, oh, I'm going to this country, a little red dot appears on my head and it goes, that'd be stupid because then I wouldn't be able to do the shows. But yeah, shout out UK and Europe, man. Shit was goaded, man. I loved it, man.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

Shout out to everybody who came to the shows all over UK and the EU and the European Union. Everybody was sick, man. It was awesome. I ate so much food. I think I gained like fucking 20 pounds on this tour. But you know what? I don't care. Because the food fucking tastes so good over there, dude. London shows. We did fucking four shows in London. Brighton. Yo. Brighton's cool as fuck.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

Shout out to everybody who came to the shows all over UK and the EU and the European Union. Everybody was sick, man. It was awesome. I ate so much food. I think I gained like fucking 20 pounds on this tour. But you know what? I don't care. Because the food fucking tastes so good over there, dude. London shows. We did fucking four shows in London. Brighton. Yo. Brighton's cool as fuck.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

I love that city. That was cool. I only had like... maybe two hours to enjoy the city. But, um, I, I liked those two hours a lot. It's kind of, it's kind of, it's, it's good and bad to have in like my tour schedule. Cause I had like zero time to see all the cities, you know, we, uh, especially on this tour, we'd like, do the show somewhere, go to bed, wake up, airport, fly to the next city.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

I love that city. That was cool. I only had like... maybe two hours to enjoy the city. But, um, I, I liked those two hours a lot. It's kind of, it's kind of, it's, it's good and bad to have in like my tour schedule. Cause I had like zero time to see all the cities, you know, we, uh, especially on this tour, we'd like, do the show somewhere, go to bed, wake up, airport, fly to the next city.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

We'd have, like, maybe two hours to see it and then do the show. It was just a lot, so we didn't really have time to see the city, but at the same time, the less time you have in a city, the less time it has to, like, give you, like, a bad time, you know? Like... It's pretty easy because I can kill it. Two hours is pretty easy to kill. I nail that every time.

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Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster

We'd have, like, maybe two hours to see it and then do the show. It was just a lot, so we didn't really have time to see the city, but at the same time, the less time you have in a city, the less time it has to, like, give you, like, a bad time, you know? Like... It's pretty easy because I can kill it. Two hours is pretty easy to kill. I nail that every time.