Kurtis Conner

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You know, I love TikTok drama, man. It's the best, dude. But I hope you guys don't get swallowed by a whale. Thank you for tuning in. Like, comment, subscribe, all that bullshit. And yeah, fucking thanks. See you. See you later. Bye.

all right hey guys what's up welcome back welcome back to the podcast everybody welcome back um Yeah, this is, uh... This episode 261, I believe. Uh... Yeah, thanks for tuning in, everybody. Thank you. Um... Dude, I'm like... I'm friggin' self-conscious about my voice now. Um... Dude, fuckin'... So, I'm... I'm sick. You know how that happens sometimes?

all right hey guys what's up welcome back welcome back to the podcast everybody welcome back um Yeah, this is, uh... This episode 261, I believe. Uh... Yeah, thanks for tuning in, everybody. Thank you. Um... Dude, I'm like... I'm friggin' self-conscious about my voice now. Um... Dude, fuckin'... So, I'm... I'm sick. You know how that happens sometimes?

You get sick, and then, uh... Your voice changes a little. Um... So, I've been sick the last couple weeks. It's just that time of year, man. It's that time of year, you know, the earth gets a little bit colder and then your body is like, and it starts exploding from inside. It starts rotting away, even though it happens every year. But it's that time of year, man.

You get sick, and then, uh... Your voice changes a little. Um... So, I've been sick the last couple weeks. It's just that time of year, man. It's that time of year, you know, the earth gets a little bit colder and then your body is like, and it starts exploding from inside. It starts rotting away, even though it happens every year. But it's that time of year, man.

I'm getting sick, coughing up fucking loogies. It's disgusting. Just... Just little fucking dollops of goo, you know, just spitting it out. A bunch of little goo. I feel like a fucking supervillain. I'm Toad Man. I'm Goo Guy. Spitting out a bunch of fucking goo. It's disgusting. It feels great, though. It feels fucking really good.

I'm getting sick, coughing up fucking loogies. It's disgusting. Just... Just little fucking dollops of goo, you know, just spitting it out. A bunch of little goo. I feel like a fucking supervillain. I'm Toad Man. I'm Goo Guy. Spitting out a bunch of fucking goo. It's disgusting. It feels great, though. It feels fucking really good.

Nothing feels better than just, like, your coughing all day, and then you get a nice fucking wet one. Nice fucking juicy wet one. You know? Then you spit out that fucking, uh... That fucking, uh... You remember ooze tubes? Remember those candies? Ooze tubes? That's what you spit out. Some fucking gunk. Just... Like one of those dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that killed that one guy.

Nothing feels better than just, like, your coughing all day, and then you get a nice fucking wet one. Nice fucking juicy wet one. You know? Then you spit out that fucking, uh... That fucking, uh... You remember ooze tubes? Remember those candies? Ooze tubes? That's what you spit out. Some fucking gunk. Just... Like one of those dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that killed that one guy.

So I've been sick. I've been fucking sick, man. Filmed a video while I was sick. I think I'm still a little sick, too. And I guess my voice sounded a little deeper. And then, dude, all the fucking comments on my new video are just...

So I've been sick. I've been fucking sick, man. Filmed a video while I was sick. I think I'm still a little sick, too. And I guess my voice sounded a little deeper. And then, dude, all the fucking comments on my new video are just...

about how deep my voice sounds, and I didn't know, I didn't even notice, because, you know, it's my voice every day, and I don't hear what it sounds like, because I'm me, you know, remember the first time you hear your voice on, like, a recording, and you're like, wait, what the fuck, that's what I sound like, I'm pretty used to it now, I feel like I have a good sense of what I sound like, because I fucking, that's my job, but

about how deep my voice sounds, and I didn't know, I didn't even notice, because, you know, it's my voice every day, and I don't hear what it sounds like, because I'm me, you know, remember the first time you hear your voice on, like, a recording, and you're like, wait, what the fuck, that's what I sound like, I'm pretty used to it now, I feel like I have a good sense of what I sound like, because I fucking, that's my job, but

Um, yeah, man, I listen and also it could be sick. It could be second puberty. All right. A lot of people don't know that happens to dudes, but it does. It happens to guys, man. You go to the first puberty when you're about, um, you know, 13 to 15, maybe, you know, 15 and I'm 30. So now it's time to hit my second puberty when I'm 30. And then, you know, so on and so forth.

Um, yeah, man, I listen and also it could be sick. It could be second puberty. All right. A lot of people don't know that happens to dudes, but it does. It happens to guys, man. You go to the first puberty when you're about, um, you know, 13 to 15, maybe, you know, 15 and I'm 30. So now it's time to hit my second puberty when I'm 30. And then, you know, so on and so forth.

So every 15 years, roughly, I guess, you hit puberty. So when I'm 45, check back in. And I'm going to be still doing the same thing. Still going to have a podcast. Still going to be making YouTube videos. Still going to be doing stand-up when I'm 45. And... Dude, I'm going to be so different. I'm going to be like right-wing conservative. No, I'm not. I'm really not.

So every 15 years, roughly, I guess, you hit puberty. So when I'm 45, check back in. And I'm going to be still doing the same thing. Still going to have a podcast. Still going to be making YouTube videos. Still going to be doing stand-up when I'm 45. And... Dude, I'm going to be so different. I'm going to be like right-wing conservative. No, I'm not. I'm really not.

But I'm going to go through my third puberty when I'm 45. That's what happens, man. It's a part of life. It's a part of being a man, you know? Go through that third puberty. And then the fourth one when you're 60. We're all trying to get the most amount of puberties in our life, you know? And that's just facts, dude. But thanks for tuning in, everybody. Thank you. I appreciate it.

But I'm going to go through my third puberty when I'm 45. That's what happens, man. It's a part of life. It's a part of being a man, you know? Go through that third puberty. And then the fourth one when you're 60. We're all trying to get the most amount of puberties in our life, you know? And that's just facts, dude. But thanks for tuning in, everybody. Thank you. I appreciate it.