Kurtis Conner

Dude, the internet will fucking break in half, dude. Full fucking seismic, full fucking, dude, this earthquake, earthquake, earthquake on the internet. It'll split in half. And that'll be the intro of the podcast. Yo, I just had to talk about it, dude, because it was such an interesting clip. And I just love a good meme like that. It's so versatile.

Dude, the internet will fucking break in half, dude. Full fucking seismic, full fucking, dude, this earthquake, earthquake, earthquake on the internet. It'll split in half. And that'll be the intro of the podcast. Yo, I just had to talk about it, dude, because it was such an interesting clip. And I just love a good meme like that. It's so versatile.

I hope people... I know there is a lot of queer people who do listen to this podcast. And I hope you know I'm not fucking dunking on y'all or anything. I just... You know. I just think it's a little... It's just a funny little... It's a funny little meme. I want to talk about it. Because the last thing I want is people to think that I'm fucking making fun of them. But... But fuck, dude.

I hope people... I know there is a lot of queer people who do listen to this podcast. And I hope you know I'm not fucking dunking on y'all or anything. I just... You know. I just think it's a little... It's just a funny little... It's a funny little meme. I want to talk about it. Because the last thing I want is people to think that I'm fucking making fun of them. But... But fuck, dude.

That's such a good clip. Um... Holding space. Also, isn't holding space, isn't that how you enter the cheats on the Sims? Type in motherload and a bunch of semicolons and you hold space or whatever. Enter or what is it? I don't know. Hold space. Oh, that's a little joke. They can't all be good, but it's still a joke. Our hold space is when

That's such a good clip. Um... Holding space. Also, isn't holding space, isn't that how you enter the cheats on the Sims? Type in motherload and a bunch of semicolons and you hold space or whatever. Enter or what is it? I don't know. Hold space. Oh, that's a little joke. They can't all be good, but it's still a joke. Our hold space is when

You know, you want to jump over and over again in Minecraft. Boo. Boo. Yeah, dude, shout out. What is the journalist's name? I feel bad. Whoa, what the fuck? I'm fucking hacking this thing. I didn't mean to. Whoa! I pressed like the inspect element or some shit and a bunch of fucking code came up. Okay, Tracy E. Gilchrist. Shout out to you. You're welcome anytime on the podcast, dude.

You know, you want to jump over and over again in Minecraft. Boo. Boo. Yeah, dude, shout out. What is the journalist's name? I feel bad. Whoa, what the fuck? I'm fucking hacking this thing. I didn't mean to. Whoa! I pressed like the inspect element or some shit and a bunch of fucking code came up. Okay, Tracy E. Gilchrist. Shout out to you. You're welcome anytime on the podcast, dude.

Let's, you know, let's collab. I'll hold some space for sure. Yeah, but shout out Wicked, man. Shout out to that movie that I will never watch. But I'm easily persuaded, so leave a comment. Let me know why I should see Wicked, okay? Leave a comment. Let me know what is so good about it, why I should watch it, all right? Because I have no desire, but, you know. And I love musicals, man.

Let's, you know, let's collab. I'll hold some space for sure. Yeah, but shout out Wicked, man. Shout out to that movie that I will never watch. But I'm easily persuaded, so leave a comment. Let me know why I should see Wicked, okay? Leave a comment. Let me know what is so good about it, why I should watch it, all right? Because I have no desire, but, you know. And I love musicals, man.

I'm not against the format. Love Wizard of Oz, right? There's just something I'm just like, you know what? I don't really, I don't know. I don't know what it is. But like I said, I can be persuaded. Okay? Dude, what are we at right now? Dude, we're at fucking half hour already? 27 minutes? Alright, let's talk about one more thing. Because we got a lot. This is a big one, too.

I'm not against the format. Love Wizard of Oz, right? There's just something I'm just like, you know what? I don't really, I don't know. I don't know what it is. But like I said, I can be persuaded. Okay? Dude, what are we at right now? Dude, we're at fucking half hour already? 27 minutes? Alright, let's talk about one more thing. Because we got a lot. This is a big one, too.

This is sort of a continuation of another podcast. Episode. That, uh... Episode 253. All right? 253 of my podcast is called This Conservative Cartoon is Hilariously Unfunny. It's about the new norm, okay? For those of you who don't know what the new norm is, it's the first animated sitcom on X. Um, you can watch that other episode, other episode to get all the lore.

This is sort of a continuation of another podcast. Episode. That, uh... Episode 253. All right? 253 of my podcast is called This Conservative Cartoon is Hilariously Unfunny. It's about the new norm, okay? For those of you who don't know what the new norm is, it's the first animated sitcom on X. Um, you can watch that other episode, other episode to get all the lore.

I'm not going to go into all of it now, but it's like an animated cartoon that is on X Twitter. Um, and it's made by the dude who voiced the pig in toy story. He does a bunch of other voices. Um, And they're just selling a bunch of shit now. It's sort of, like, really sad. So, newnorm.tv. This is the website. Make America funny again. The New Norm is an animated sitcom for our woke world.

I'm not going to go into all of it now, but it's like an animated cartoon that is on X Twitter. Um, and it's made by the dude who voiced the pig in toy story. He does a bunch of other voices. Um, And they're just selling a bunch of shit now. It's sort of, like, really sad. So, newnorm.tv. This is the website. Make America funny again. The New Norm is an animated sitcom for our woke world.

An edgy yet family-friendly comedy that shines a funny light. Dude, I'm not holding space for this shit. All right? No space. I'm not holding space for New Norm at all. Those were the days when girls were girls and men were men. Yeah, all in the family. Okay. These are the days when girls aren't girls and men aren't men. And then you got, of course, fucking Dylan Mulvaney.

An edgy yet family-friendly comedy that shines a funny light. Dude, I'm not holding space for this shit. All right? No space. I'm not holding space for New Norm at all. Those were the days when girls were girls and men were men. Yeah, all in the family. Okay. These are the days when girls aren't girls and men aren't men. And then you got, of course, fucking Dylan Mulvaney.

Now is the time for the new norm. And then, okay, first off, Ugliest website I've ever seen in my life. This is, this looks like early internet bullshit. Just put on a bunch of fucking gifts. I don't know what, there's like an AI generated video of Elon Musk and AOC and Norm. There's a TikTok, a bunch of, like just, just a bunch of ugly bullshit. And now they're also selling shit.

Now is the time for the new norm. And then, okay, first off, Ugliest website I've ever seen in my life. This is, this looks like early internet bullshit. Just put on a bunch of fucking gifts. I don't know what, there's like an AI generated video of Elon Musk and AOC and Norm. There's a TikTok, a bunch of, like just, just a bunch of ugly bullshit. And now they're also selling shit.