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But, yeah, the kids screamed the entire flight, and they were, like, throwing candy everywhere. And then when we landed, we had to wait two hours on the customs line. And then they lost Cash's bag. So that was a cool day. Yeah, man, tour life, brother. It's pretty glamorous, man. It's pretty glamorous. It's pretty glamorous.

But, yeah, the kids screamed the entire flight, and they were, like, throwing candy everywhere. And then when we landed, we had to wait two hours on the customs line. And then they lost Cash's bag. So that was a cool day. Yeah, man, tour life, brother. It's pretty glamorous, man. It's pretty glamorous. It's pretty glamorous.

It's like we do the shows and we're stoked and excited, and then the rest of the time it's like, I'm so tired. Do you see the TikTok I sent you? Yeah, that's great, man. It was a blast, though. Okay, enough of this shit.

It's like we do the shows and we're stoked and excited, and then the rest of the time it's like, I'm so tired. Do you see the TikTok I sent you? Yeah, that's great, man. It was a blast, though. Okay, enough of this shit.

We got to talk about... We got some shit to discuss, man. We got some topical stuff, dude. What should we talk about first? Oh, dude, this is huge. This is massive, okay? Guys, I don't know if you guys have seen this, but this is official on the Golden Globes website, okay? Listen to this article, guys, the title of this article. Golden Globes Breaks Ground with New Podcast Award.

We got to talk about... We got some shit to discuss, man. We got some topical stuff, dude. What should we talk about first? Oh, dude, this is huge. This is massive, okay? Guys, I don't know if you guys have seen this, but this is official on the Golden Globes website, okay? Listen to this article, guys, the title of this article. Golden Globes Breaks Ground with New Podcast Award.

I guess I don't have one. But isn't that crazy? I can just make one. Guys. Podcasts can now win a Golden Globe. Meaning... I and this podcast, we can win a golden globe. Okay? I never used to have a goal with this podcast. Usually it was just like, I'm just going to have fun on here, shoot the shit for a bit, talk about some weird stuff that's going on. But now I have a goal in mind.

I guess I don't have one. But isn't that crazy? I can just make one. Guys. Podcasts can now win a Golden Globe. Meaning... I and this podcast, we can win a golden globe. Okay? I never used to have a goal with this podcast. Usually it was just like, I'm just going to have fun on here, shoot the shit for a bit, talk about some weird stuff that's going on. But now I have a goal in mind.

I need to win a Golden Globe. Even to just be nominated? Dude, that'll get me a Golden Globe right there. Let's read this. Okay. Cause this is insane. The golden globes is adding a new category to its award slate, honoring the best podcast of the year.

I need to win a Golden Globe. Even to just be nominated? Dude, that'll get me a Golden Globe right there. Let's read this. Okay. Cause this is insane. The golden globes is adding a new category to its award slate, honoring the best podcast of the year.

This new annual category debuting as part of the annual, uh, as part of the 83rd annual event on Sunday, January 11th, 2026 is a landmark inclusion for the golden globes by recognizing extraordinary and diverse talents in podcasting. Shut up, dude. The medium has experienced seismic growth. Yeah. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Um, Okay, what else?

This new annual category debuting as part of the annual, uh, as part of the 83rd annual event on Sunday, January 11th, 2026 is a landmark inclusion for the golden globes by recognizing extraordinary and diverse talents in podcasting. Shut up, dude. The medium has experienced seismic growth. Yeah. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Um, Okay, what else?

As the world of entertainment continues to evolve, we are excited to recognize new forms of storytelling, said Golden Globes president Helen Hone. Podcasts have emerged as a profound medium for sharing narratives and building communities across global generations. Okay, the top 25 podcasts will qualify for the award with a total of six final nominations for the category.

As the world of entertainment continues to evolve, we are excited to recognize new forms of storytelling, said Golden Globes president Helen Hone. Podcasts have emerged as a profound medium for sharing narratives and building communities across global generations. Okay, the top 25 podcasts will qualify for the award with a total of six final nominations for the category.

Comprehensive eligibility criteria. Additional details of what best podcasts will be announced in the coming weeks. Okay. So I need to make sure that my podcast is in the top 25 in the world. That's pretty... That is a little difficult. But... Dude, as if, dude. Because what are the other categories of the Golden Globes? Dude. You're telling me...

Comprehensive eligibility criteria. Additional details of what best podcasts will be announced in the coming weeks. Okay. So I need to make sure that my podcast is in the top 25 in the world. That's pretty... That is a little difficult. But... Dude, as if, dude. Because what are the other categories of the Golden Globes? Dude. You're telling me...

The Brutalist. You know, A Real Pain, Anora, Challengers, Substance, The Substance, Wicked... Inside Out 2, like, you're telling me all of those can have an award, and then also, like, like fucking Theo Vaughn sitting down being like, so, Trump, you're kind of like a cool guy. That's like the, that's the same shit? It is, that, truthfully, as funny and hilarious as it would be to, uh,

The Brutalist. You know, A Real Pain, Anora, Challengers, Substance, The Substance, Wicked... Inside Out 2, like, you're telling me all of those can have an award, and then also, like, like fucking Theo Vaughn sitting down being like, so, Trump, you're kind of like a cool guy. That's like the, that's the same shit? It is, that, truthfully, as funny and hilarious as it would be to, uh,

to win a golden globe for a podcast. Cause you can't like genuinely. And look, I know a lot of people, podcasts are true. You know, a lot of people work for a shut up, but like also at the same time, you can't like, I can't picture someone taking that seriously. You know what I mean? If you take that award seriously, you're like, you're a fucking dork. I think. Right. That's fucking weird.

to win a golden globe for a podcast. Cause you can't like genuinely. And look, I know a lot of people, podcasts are true. You know, a lot of people work for a shut up, but like also at the same time, you can't like, I can't picture someone taking that seriously. You know what I mean? If you take that award seriously, you're like, you're a fucking dork. I think. Right. That's fucking weird.