Kurtis Conner

You're a person with bodily autonomy.

You can go to the mall.

You can go to the mall and get a shirt.

No, it needs to be this specific halter top.

Halter, I hardly know her, okay?

Dude, but the crazy thing is, man, because this is insane if we just left it at that, because that's crazy behavior for an influencer.

No, none of my followers wanted to send me a shirt that I could borrow and send it back to them.

I could wear and sweat in it and get all stinky.

Send it back to you for free.

You guys are fuckers.

Imagine if I did that, man.

I mean, that's kind of what I did for the video gear command center, but that's different.

Okay.

I was going to, I offered money and I did pay the person who found the, who had a video gear command center.

But no one's like, yo, does anyone have this specific vintage Halo tee?

You want to send it to me for a night?

I'll wear it, and I'll stink it up, and I'll send it right back to you, dude.

But guys, the plot thickens, okay?

Because like I said, this would be a crazy thing to post, like yourself.

right?