Kyle Brandt

face so much comedy in bed most guys are in bed they're just like that girl's hot i'm gonna try to have sex with her tom cruise is like he's on serious channel of 94 doing like comedy bits on netflix as a joke um he brings out sweet and lows there's always props with tom cruise yeah

face so much comedy in bed most guys are in bed they're just like that girl's hot i'm gonna try to have sex with her tom cruise is like he's on serious channel of 94 doing like comedy bits on netflix as a joke um he brings out sweet and lows there's always props with tom cruise yeah

face so much comedy in bed most guys are in bed they're just like that girl's hot i'm gonna try to have sex with her tom cruise is like he's on serious channel of 94 doing like comedy bits on netflix as a joke um he brings out sweet and lows there's always props with tom cruise yeah

He can't just be like, hey, you know what I'm going to do is make out with this person and then let's do a genital thing. He's like, no, I'm going to bring him some condiments, some sweet and low. But I was trying to think like the awkward Tom Cruise bedroom scenes of all time. Go on. This is like an eight and a half. I think that with Gina Gershon and cocktail, that's, that's like a solid eight.

He can't just be like, hey, you know what I'm going to do is make out with this person and then let's do a genital thing. He's like, no, I'm going to bring him some condiments, some sweet and low. But I was trying to think like the awkward Tom Cruise bedroom scenes of all time. Go on. This is like an eight and a half. I think that with Gina Gershon and cocktail, that's, that's like a solid eight.

He can't just be like, hey, you know what I'm going to do is make out with this person and then let's do a genital thing. He's like, no, I'm going to bring him some condiments, some sweet and low. But I was trying to think like the awkward Tom Cruise bedroom scenes of all time. Go on. This is like an eight and a half. I think that with Gina Gershon and cocktail, that's, that's like a solid eight.

I don't know what they're doing there. They're bouncing around. They fall off the bed. It's like, nobody has had sex like this ever. Top gun with Kelly McGillis is a nine and a half. And I think the 10, I think a solid 10. Top Gun Maverick with Jennifer Connelly. Which is the most chased sex scene in American history.

I don't know what they're doing there. They're bouncing around. They fall off the bed. It's like, nobody has had sex like this ever. Top gun with Kelly McGillis is a nine and a half. And I think the 10, I think a solid 10. Top Gun Maverick with Jennifer Connelly. Which is the most chased sex scene in American history.

I don't know what they're doing there. They're bouncing around. They fall off the bed. It's like, nobody has had sex like this ever. Top gun with Kelly McGillis is a nine and a half. And I think the 10, I think a solid 10. Top Gun Maverick with Jennifer Connelly. Which is the most chased sex scene in American history.

We broke it down when we did the immediate rewatchables after seeing that movie twice. I still don't know what happens. Every time it's on cable near that scene, I watch it because I enjoy it so much. He's just laughing. They're just laughing hysterically. It's unclear what's happened. Did they just make out? Yeah. So Kyle, why can't Tom Cruise get this right? What's wrong with him?

We broke it down when we did the immediate rewatchables after seeing that movie twice. I still don't know what happens. Every time it's on cable near that scene, I watch it because I enjoy it so much. He's just laughing. They're just laughing hysterically. It's unclear what's happened. Did they just make out? Yeah. So Kyle, why can't Tom Cruise get this right? What's wrong with him?

We broke it down when we did the immediate rewatchables after seeing that movie twice. I still don't know what happens. Every time it's on cable near that scene, I watch it because I enjoy it so much. He's just laughing. They're just laughing hysterically. It's unclear what's happened. Did they just make out? Yeah. So Kyle, why can't Tom Cruise get this right? What's wrong with him?

Oh, that's another one. Good one. Yeah.

Oh, that's another one. Good one. Yeah.

Oh, that's another one. Good one. Yeah.

And Bonnie Hunt's listening to the laughter. It's like, why is there so much laughter? Why isn't there grunting? And in fact, Luther Vandross. Bonnie Hunt, go to a 7-Eleven.

And Bonnie Hunt's listening to the laughter. It's like, why is there so much laughter? Why isn't there grunting? And in fact, Luther Vandross. Bonnie Hunt, go to a 7-Eleven.

And Bonnie Hunt's listening to the laughter. It's like, why is there so much laughter? Why isn't there grunting? And in fact, Luther Vandross. Bonnie Hunt, go to a 7-Eleven.

Risky business train scene. He starts out great with the sex scene.

Risky business train scene. He starts out great with the sex scene.