Kyle Dunnigan

I know you talk about we're this much smarter than a monkey.

I know you talk about we're this much smarter than a monkey.

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Thank you, thank you. Yeah, so I was in the H-E-B parking lot the other day, and I almost got hit by that thing. I forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede, except for shopping carts. Oh, the train. The train and shopping carts. Yeah, I'm just minding my own business, and I almost had a train ran on me. Pain in my ass, you know? I don't know, a train would be a lot.

Thank you, thank you. Yeah, so I was in the H-E-B parking lot the other day, and I almost got hit by that thing. I forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede, except for shopping carts. Oh, the train. The train and shopping carts. Yeah, I'm just minding my own business, and I almost had a train ran on me. Pain in my ass, you know? I don't know, a train would be a lot.

Thank you, thank you. Yeah, so I was in the H-E-B parking lot the other day, and I almost got hit by that thing. I forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the human centipede, except for shopping carts. Oh, the train. The train and shopping carts. Yeah, I'm just minding my own business, and I almost had a train ran on me. Pain in my ass, you know? I don't know, a train would be a lot.

Give me a threesome though, any day. Specifically one with two girls. I feel like a threesome with a dude, it's kind of like going to a diner and you order a sandwich and you get a big pickle on the side with it. It's like, I didn't ask for the pickle. I don't really want the pickle there. Because now it's going to get its taste all over the thing that I want to eat. All right, thanks, everybody.

Give me a threesome though, any day. Specifically one with two girls. I feel like a threesome with a dude, it's kind of like going to a diner and you order a sandwich and you get a big pickle on the side with it. It's like, I didn't ask for the pickle. I don't really want the pickle there. Because now it's going to get its taste all over the thing that I want to eat. All right, thanks, everybody.

Give me a threesome though, any day. Specifically one with two girls. I feel like a threesome with a dude, it's kind of like going to a diner and you order a sandwich and you get a big pickle on the side with it. It's like, I didn't ask for the pickle. I don't really want the pickle there. Because now it's going to get its taste all over the thing that I want to eat. All right, thanks, everybody.

I'm actually German and Croatian. Oh, wow. That is the opposite of what I would have guessed.

I'm actually German and Croatian. Oh, wow. That is the opposite of what I would have guessed.

I'm actually German and Croatian. Oh, wow. That is the opposite of what I would have guessed.

Mostly off, yeah.

Mostly off, yeah.

Mostly off, yeah.

Well, I would go to open mics maybe once a month. So why would you? So what?

Well, I would go to open mics maybe once a month. So why would you? So what?

Well, I would go to open mics maybe once a month. So why would you? So what?