Kyle Dunnigan

Listen, no one's buying my book. So, yeah, I thought I would read a lecture to wet your wessel. All right, we can turn this off. Turn it off. You tortured him.

Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea.

Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea.

Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea.

Oh, it was awful, girls. For a minute there, I thought I was going to suffer the same fate as my nutsack. Oh, jeez. Yeah, baby. I want to apologize to the transmission. The first thing I did when I saw the flames was grab my Fendi clutch and... and my Alexander McQueen stiletto pumps. Yeah. And mine. Yeah.

Oh, it was awful, girls. For a minute there, I thought I was going to suffer the same fate as my nutsack. Oh, jeez. Yeah, baby. I want to apologize to the transmission. The first thing I did when I saw the flames was grab my Fendi clutch and... and my Alexander McQueen stiletto pumps. Yeah. And mine. Yeah.

Oh, it was awful, girls. For a minute there, I thought I was going to suffer the same fate as my nutsack. Oh, jeez. Yeah, baby. I want to apologize to the transmission. The first thing I did when I saw the flames was grab my Fendi clutch and... and my Alexander McQueen stiletto pumps. Yeah. And mine. Yeah.

Then I ran back into the flames to get my Louis Vuitton alligator duffel, a bag so beautiful it demands attention. Yeah. My size 17 Jimmy Choo's and my dog Checkers. But there was only enough time to save two of those things, girls. Oh, no. The thick Sophie's choice. What's that? What did you choose?

Then I ran back into the flames to get my Louis Vuitton alligator duffel, a bag so beautiful it demands attention. Yeah. My size 17 Jimmy Choo's and my dog Checkers. But there was only enough time to save two of those things, girls. Oh, no. The thick Sophie's choice. What's that? What did you choose?

Then I ran back into the flames to get my Louis Vuitton alligator duffel, a bag so beautiful it demands attention. Yeah. My size 17 Jimmy Choo's and my dog Checkers. But there was only enough time to save two of those things, girls. Oh, no. The thick Sophie's choice. What's that? What did you choose?

This is what I do with my time?

This is what I do with my time?

This is what I do with my time?

Checkers is fucking dead.

Checkers is fucking dead.

Checkers is fucking dead.

That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.

That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.

That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.

And it was kind of weird. It's creepy. It has that, what is that? Uncanny Valley. Uncanny Valley. Yeah, your brain needs to know it's a joke.