Kyle Prue

You can get your, like, whatever this bone is.

And then you look like the scariest thing.

Like, you look tall, but people see you and they're like, that's not right.

You look like Ex Machina.

That's stolen valor.

That's what that is.

Have you ever seen this like license thing I did I don't have it with me But I had a Michigan license made like a fake ID made that said my height was 510 I'm like I'm a little over 6 foot and I tell dudes I'm 510 and there were dudes who are about as tall as me Yeah, and they'd be like I will fuck you up me There's no and I'm like look the government said so they measured me at the DMV so you must also be 510 and

I'm like 25.

I'm talking to some college student at Worcester Polytechnic Institute.

Like, how fast can you get this here?

I'm trying to club right now.

Then I hopped on the trend.

Yeah.

I went to Turkey and for $87, they made me six foot.

It's strange.

It's a miracle.

And now I can dunk and drink right now.

I've never tried, but probably me neither.

over the moon they're psyched as hell but here's the thing is i'm like stop reading comments you like all your parents read your comments yeah yeah like the other day they were like scrolling through them on the phone with me and i was like i've i know i seen them did you see this one it's really mean yeah well i think like for a while they were really nervous yeah um but then i started making money and they were like oh it's a business you know yeah um naturally

Their choices were either support me forever or let me be insane online.