Kyle Roberts
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Hello? I went to the dentist the other day. I found out that I still have a baby tooth. They did an x-ray. There's an adult tooth that's trapped in my gums that hasn't come down yet. I also have a huge cock still in my stomach that hasn't dropped, so... I'm hoping 2025 is my year. I don't know if anyone here likes a finger in their ass. Me too, thanks for asking.
Hello? I went to the dentist the other day. I found out that I still have a baby tooth. They did an x-ray. There's an adult tooth that's trapped in my gums that hasn't come down yet. I also have a huge cock still in my stomach that hasn't dropped, so... I'm hoping 2025 is my year. I don't know if anyone here likes a finger in their ass. Me too, thanks for asking.
Hello? I went to the dentist the other day. I found out that I still have a baby tooth. They did an x-ray. There's an adult tooth that's trapped in my gums that hasn't come down yet. I also have a huge cock still in my stomach that hasn't dropped, so... I'm hoping 2025 is my year. I don't know if anyone here likes a finger in their ass. Me too, thanks for asking.
I feel like a finger in the ass is kind of like having to take summer school to graduate. It's kind of humiliating, but it's the only way I can finish. Not good at dirty talk. I realized that recently. I'm not good at dirty talk. My friend told me, he's like, whisper something sexy in her ear. I tried that. Didn't go great. I was like... Where's your clit? Wake up.
I feel like a finger in the ass is kind of like having to take summer school to graduate. It's kind of humiliating, but it's the only way I can finish. Not good at dirty talk. I realized that recently. I'm not good at dirty talk. My friend told me, he's like, whisper something sexy in her ear. I tried that. Didn't go great. I was like... Where's your clit? Wake up.
I feel like a finger in the ass is kind of like having to take summer school to graduate. It's kind of humiliating, but it's the only way I can finish. Not good at dirty talk. I realized that recently. I'm not good at dirty talk. My friend told me, he's like, whisper something sexy in her ear. I tried that. Didn't go great. I was like... Where's your clit? Wake up.
I started in Dallas. I moved here about almost three years ago now. Awesome. What do you do for work? I work at Chewy's Tex-Mex.
I started in Dallas. I moved here about almost three years ago now. Awesome. What do you do for work? I work at Chewy's Tex-Mex.
I started in Dallas. I moved here about almost three years ago now. Awesome. What do you do for work? I work at Chewy's Tex-Mex.
Yeah, I usually work doubles, Friday, Saturday, if I don't have shows, and then a couple other days.
Yeah, I usually work doubles, Friday, Saturday, if I don't have shows, and then a couple other days.
Yeah, I usually work doubles, Friday, Saturday, if I don't have shows, and then a couple other days.
It's a lot of fun. We have some new items on the menu now. Tell us about the new items on the menu. We brought back pork. We haven't had pork in a while. We have a macho burrito that has guacamole inside and hatched green chili sauce on the outside. Oh, my God.
It's a lot of fun. We have some new items on the menu now. Tell us about the new items on the menu. We brought back pork. We haven't had pork in a while. We have a macho burrito that has guacamole inside and hatched green chili sauce on the outside. Oh, my God.
It's a lot of fun. We have some new items on the menu now. Tell us about the new items on the menu. We brought back pork. We haven't had pork in a while. We have a macho burrito that has guacamole inside and hatched green chili sauce on the outside. Oh, my God.
Well, I have a lovely girlfriend. We're about to move in.
Well, I have a lovely girlfriend. We're about to move in.
Well, I have a lovely girlfriend. We're about to move in.
Well, I've stayed over at her apartment, but not before that. Right, but you've never lived together.
Well, I've stayed over at her apartment, but not before that. Right, but you've never lived together.
Well, I've stayed over at her apartment, but not before that. Right, but you've never lived together.
I mean, look at him. Yeah. Does she have any weird habits? Well, she doesn't... I sometimes, like, scream before I pee. I don't know why, but... Yeah. Like, not like a blood-curdling woman. Just like, ah! Like, do you know how some people sigh? He's just...
I mean, look at him. Yeah. Does she have any weird habits? Well, she doesn't... I sometimes, like, scream before I pee. I don't know why, but... Yeah. Like, not like a blood-curdling woman. Just like, ah! Like, do you know how some people sigh? He's just...
I mean, look at him. Yeah. Does she have any weird habits? Well, she doesn't... I sometimes, like, scream before I pee. I don't know why, but... Yeah. Like, not like a blood-curdling woman. Just like, ah! Like, do you know how some people sigh? He's just...
I really like, I don't know. I like peeing. I don't know. I'm just like...
I really like, I don't know. I like peeing. I don't know. I'm just like...
I really like, I don't know. I like peeing. I don't know. I'm just like...
I think so. I mean, we spend a lot of time together. Yeah.
I think so. I mean, we spend a lot of time together. Yeah.
I think so. I mean, we spend a lot of time together. Yeah.
That's how we met. It's a Chewy's love story. She's the manager.
That's how we met. It's a Chewy's love story. She's the manager.
That's how we met. It's a Chewy's love story. She's the manager.
I mean, I usually just forget it's there when, like, yeah.
I mean, I usually just forget it's there when, like, yeah.
I mean, I usually just forget it's there when, like, yeah.
I just try to make up for a lack of talent, maybe, with just enthusiasm, you know? Yeah, if you scream before you pee, I can't imagine what you do before you cum.
I just try to make up for a lack of talent, maybe, with just enthusiasm, you know? Yeah, if you scream before you pee, I can't imagine what you do before you cum.
I just try to make up for a lack of talent, maybe, with just enthusiasm, you know? Yeah, if you scream before you pee, I can't imagine what you do before you cum.