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Kyle Roberts

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KILL TONY

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Hello? I went to the dentist the other day. I found out that I still have a baby tooth. They did an x-ray. There's an adult tooth that's trapped in my gums that hasn't come down yet. I also have a huge cock still in my stomach that hasn't dropped, so... I'm hoping 2025 is my year. I don't know if anyone here likes a finger in their ass. Me too, thanks for asking.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

1031.302

I feel like a finger in the ass is kind of like having to take summer school to graduate. It's kind of humiliating, but it's the only way I can finish. Not good at dirty talk. I realized that recently. I'm not good at dirty talk. My friend told me, he's like, whisper something sexy in her ear. I tried that. Didn't go great. I was like... Where's your clit? Wake up.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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I started in Dallas. I moved here about almost three years ago now. Awesome. What do you do for work? I work at Chewy's Tex-Mex.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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Yeah, I usually work doubles, Friday, Saturday, if I don't have shows, and then a couple other days.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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Yeah, I try to, yeah.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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It's a lot of fun. We have some new items on the menu now. Tell us about the new items on the menu. We brought back pork. We haven't had pork in a while. We have a macho burrito that has guacamole inside and hatched green chili sauce on the outside. Oh, my God.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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Chewy's Tex-Mex, yeah.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

1345.308

Well, I have a lovely girlfriend. We're about to move in.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

1352.479

Well, I've stayed over at her apartment, but not before that. Right, but you've never lived together.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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I mean, look at him. Yeah. Does she have any weird habits? Well, she doesn't... I sometimes, like, scream before I pee. I don't know why, but... Yeah. Like, not like a blood-curdling woman. Just like, ah! Like, do you know how some people sigh? He's just...

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

1398.002

I really like, I don't know. I like peeing. I don't know. I'm just like...

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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I think so. I mean, we spend a lot of time together. Yeah.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

1458.713

That's how we met. It's a Chewy's love story. She's the manager.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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She has a cat.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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I mean, I usually just forget it's there when, like, yeah.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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I just try to make up for a lack of talent, maybe, with just enthusiasm, you know? Yeah, if you scream before you pee, I can't imagine what you do before you cum.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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Jesus Christ.