Kylie Kelce

You can't.

Do you make them at home or do you?

Because I'm the type of person I capitalize when I get in front of a full bar.

It's always going to be a Shirley Temple, like a wedding, Shirley Temple, all of that.

But I don't make them at home.

And I think it makes it more special.

Do you make them at home?

Because it's a Shirley Temple.

I'll make sure when you come to Philly, they give you Shirley Temple.

I can do that.

I've never had one during a game, but I feel like it would be the perfect time.

Would that be hilarious if you went to squirt like a water bottle in your mouth and you're like, what the fuck?

that?

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