Kylie Kelsey

When are you supposed to eat or do anything or talk to other human beings or function if you sleep when the baby sleeps? Silly piece, that's a dumb piece of advice. This next one's a combo. do wash your hands and don't kiss the damn baby. Okay. First of all, am I a germaphobe? Yes. Well established here. Okay.

When are you supposed to eat or do anything or talk to other human beings or function if you sleep when the baby sleeps? Silly piece, that's a dumb piece of advice. This next one's a combo. do wash your hands and don't kiss the damn baby. Okay. First of all, am I a germaphobe? Yes. Well established here. Okay.

When are you supposed to eat or do anything or talk to other human beings or function if you sleep when the baby sleeps? Silly piece, that's a dumb piece of advice. This next one's a combo. do wash your hands and don't kiss the damn baby. Okay. First of all, am I a germaphobe? Yes. Well established here. Okay.

But I'm going to tell you right now, the fact that people still will come into a house to meet a newborn baby and not immediately head to the sink to wash their hands with warm water and soap for at least 20 seconds is mind boggling to me. I don't want your germs on this child. She itty bitty and your germs are big. Okay. Cut it out. Also very simple. Don't kiss the baby. Don't kiss that baby.

But I'm going to tell you right now, the fact that people still will come into a house to meet a newborn baby and not immediately head to the sink to wash their hands with warm water and soap for at least 20 seconds is mind boggling to me. I don't want your germs on this child. She itty bitty and your germs are big. Okay. Cut it out. Also very simple. Don't kiss the baby. Don't kiss that baby.

But I'm going to tell you right now, the fact that people still will come into a house to meet a newborn baby and not immediately head to the sink to wash their hands with warm water and soap for at least 20 seconds is mind boggling to me. I don't want your germs on this child. She itty bitty and your germs are big. Okay. Cut it out. Also very simple. Don't kiss the baby. Don't kiss that baby.

Don't kiss them on their face, on their head, on their hands. That's awful. I want to make this abundantly clear. I have a rule with my kids and they know it for certain. The only place you should be touching a baby if you feel inclined to touch a baby after you wash your hands is on their piggies. That's it. Y'all need to touch them on their hands. Why? Why shouldn't you touch their hands?

Don't kiss them on their face, on their head, on their hands. That's awful. I want to make this abundantly clear. I have a rule with my kids and they know it for certain. The only place you should be touching a baby if you feel inclined to touch a baby after you wash your hands is on their piggies. That's it. Y'all need to touch them on their hands. Why? Why shouldn't you touch their hands?

Don't kiss them on their face, on their head, on their hands. That's awful. I want to make this abundantly clear. I have a rule with my kids and they know it for certain. The only place you should be touching a baby if you feel inclined to touch a baby after you wash your hands is on their piggies. That's it. Y'all need to touch them on their hands. Why? Why shouldn't you touch their hands?

Where do their hands go? Touch their piggies. Oftentimes they can't quite get their piggies to their mouth. Now, if they're flexible like a Wyatt, All bets are off. Don't you dare mention the stains on her clothes. Do you think she wants to be reminded of the fact that two hours ago she got spit up on and has still forgotten to change her shirt? No, this is a no judgment zone.

Where do their hands go? Touch their piggies. Oftentimes they can't quite get their piggies to their mouth. Now, if they're flexible like a Wyatt, All bets are off. Don't you dare mention the stains on her clothes. Do you think she wants to be reminded of the fact that two hours ago she got spit up on and has still forgotten to change her shirt? No, this is a no judgment zone.

Where do their hands go? Touch their piggies. Oftentimes they can't quite get their piggies to their mouth. Now, if they're flexible like a Wyatt, All bets are off. Don't you dare mention the stains on her clothes. Do you think she wants to be reminded of the fact that two hours ago she got spit up on and has still forgotten to change her shirt? No, this is a no judgment zone.

She's allowed to have spit up, dried milk, really anything else. The only thing you should really be tipping her off on, I'd say poop. I'm going to go ahead and say it because that's just unsanitary. You see what I'm saying? Everything else, you see nothing. You see nothing. And you smell nothing. Because spit up after like 20 minutes. You know what I'm talking about.

She's allowed to have spit up, dried milk, really anything else. The only thing you should really be tipping her off on, I'd say poop. I'm going to go ahead and say it because that's just unsanitary. You see what I'm saying? Everything else, you see nothing. You see nothing. And you smell nothing. Because spit up after like 20 minutes. You know what I'm talking about.

She's allowed to have spit up, dried milk, really anything else. The only thing you should really be tipping her off on, I'd say poop. I'm going to go ahead and say it because that's just unsanitary. You see what I'm saying? Everything else, you see nothing. You see nothing. And you smell nothing. Because spit up after like 20 minutes. You know what I'm talking about.

And lastly, one more bonus don't. And this one came up in the do's and don'ts of talking to pregnant women. So I'll keep it brief. Don't say shit about breastfeeding. I mean that with my whole chest. That is best motherfuckers. That's it for do's and don'ts of talking to a postpartum mother brought to you by love.

And lastly, one more bonus don't. And this one came up in the do's and don'ts of talking to pregnant women. So I'll keep it brief. Don't say shit about breastfeeding. I mean that with my whole chest. That is best motherfuckers. That's it for do's and don'ts of talking to a postpartum mother brought to you by love.

And lastly, one more bonus don't. And this one came up in the do's and don'ts of talking to pregnant women. So I'll keep it brief. Don't say shit about breastfeeding. I mean that with my whole chest. That is best motherfuckers. That's it for do's and don'ts of talking to a postpartum mother brought to you by love.

Every let us know what I missed and which ones you've heard the most at NGO with Kylie next in honor of Finn, my fourth baby girl, I'm going to answer four ish questions. Queen Emma thinks the real ones would like to have answered about our first few days of being a family of six. Number one, how did the girls meeting with their new baby sister go? Benny is still ticked. She is annoyed.

Every let us know what I missed and which ones you've heard the most at NGO with Kylie next in honor of Finn, my fourth baby girl, I'm going to answer four ish questions. Queen Emma thinks the real ones would like to have answered about our first few days of being a family of six. Number one, how did the girls meeting with their new baby sister go? Benny is still ticked. She is annoyed.