Kylie

And we had never met her, but we were very, very close with him.

Like he'd lived with us for three months at a time when he was getting out of the army and like very close friends of ours.

So we've never met the wife.

And so they were going to come visit our house and he brought his new wife and all their kids, by the way, and all of our kids are here.

And we get one night where we just go out together where we're able to go out.

All the kids are babysat.

And so we all go out.

We start talking somehow about like her past sex experiences and how like she's done some like threesome type things.

And I don't know.

We've had a couple of dirty martinis.

The alcohol was flowing.

She and I end up like making out during this like dinner at a bar type thing.

So my extent of girl on girl before her was only making out in front of guys to excite guys.

That's it.

No touching and not into women either.

And still am not really into women.

Okay.

Except her.

So that turns into us like making out a bunch and...

The guys are like, okay, we probably need to get an Uber and get out of here before we get in trouble, basically.