Kylie

All right. Kylie. Okay. I've got some reviews for you today. This one is five stars titled Get Better Soon. And she writes, I think it's time we all send DJT and his entire cabinet Get Better Soon cards, not because they're sick, but because they need to get better at their motherfucking job and soon. Thank you both for being the unfiltered therapy we didn't have to copay for.

Okay. This one is five stars titled baptized by a beaver. And they write for anyone who's looking for a holy connection to a podcast that will change the trajectory of your life. Keep looking. This lesbian podcast teaches you how to keep your husky clean, raw dog in Florida, and after you join the cult, you may be baptized by a beaver.

Okay. This one is five stars titled baptized by a beaver. And they write for anyone who's looking for a holy connection to a podcast that will change the trajectory of your life. Keep looking. This lesbian podcast teaches you how to keep your husky clean, raw dog in Florida, and after you join the cult, you may be baptized by a beaver.

Okay. This one is five stars titled baptized by a beaver. And they write for anyone who's looking for a holy connection to a podcast that will change the trajectory of your life. Keep looking. This lesbian podcast teaches you how to keep your husky clean, raw dog in Florida, and after you join the cult, you may be baptized by a beaver.

The older lesbian couple is slow due to their old age, but the senior citizen home director, Kelly, is paid well and makes sure they have their meds cacao.

The older lesbian couple is slow due to their old age, but the senior citizen home director, Kelly, is paid well and makes sure they have their meds cacao.

The older lesbian couple is slow due to their old age, but the senior citizen home director, Kelly, is paid well and makes sure they have their meds cacao.

She's extremely smart, but she's an asshole on purpose. Is she defiant? Yeah, kind of. I mean, she'll look right at me and do exactly what I'm asking her not to. Yeah, that's all I... Judy. Judy.

She's extremely smart, but she's an asshole on purpose. Is she defiant? Yeah, kind of. I mean, she'll look right at me and do exactly what I'm asking her not to. Yeah, that's all I... Judy. Judy.

She's extremely smart, but she's an asshole on purpose. Is she defiant? Yeah, kind of. I mean, she'll look right at me and do exactly what I'm asking her not to. Yeah, that's all I... Judy. Judy.

Our top DEI podcast gets a lot of reviews. And I'm going to read you two today. This one is five stars titled Girl on Girl Action. And they write, the best girl-on-girl action to ever grace your beaver-loving ears. Full of all things Trump's America, meat curtains, beavers, homos, and hounds. There's comfort in the chaos. We salute you.

Our top DEI podcast gets a lot of reviews. And I'm going to read you two today. This one is five stars titled Girl on Girl Action. And they write, the best girl-on-girl action to ever grace your beaver-loving ears. Full of all things Trump's America, meat curtains, beavers, homos, and hounds. There's comfort in the chaos. We salute you.

Our top DEI podcast gets a lot of reviews. And I'm going to read you two today. This one is five stars titled Girl on Girl Action. And they write, the best girl-on-girl action to ever grace your beaver-loving ears. Full of all things Trump's America, meat curtains, beavers, homos, and hounds. There's comfort in the chaos. We salute you.

Right. Right. All right, Kylie. Okay, this one's five stars titled Transparency. And she writes, in Trump's America, it's hard to know where to give your money because so few organizations are transparent with how they spend it. Not these ladies. They ask, I give. Live tour, been there. Cult, joined. Book, pre-ordered. And it's so nice knowing exactly where this money will go.

Right. Right. All right, Kylie. Okay, this one's five stars titled Transparency. And she writes, in Trump's America, it's hard to know where to give your money because so few organizations are transparent with how they spend it. Not these ladies. They ask, I give. Live tour, been there. Cult, joined. Book, pre-ordered. And it's so nice knowing exactly where this money will go.

Right. Right. All right, Kylie. Okay, this one's five stars titled Transparency. And she writes, in Trump's America, it's hard to know where to give your money because so few organizations are transparent with how they spend it. Not these ladies. They ask, I give. Live tour, been there. Cult, joined. Book, pre-ordered. And it's so nice knowing exactly where this money will go.

Jessica's portion will go towards a new outfit from Gucci and a trip to Italy. Mimas will go towards multiple Instagram ad purchases. Then the rest will be spent paying the toll she was texted about from a state that she's never even driven through. Keep fighting the good fight, caca.

Jessica's portion will go towards a new outfit from Gucci and a trip to Italy. Mimas will go towards multiple Instagram ad purchases. Then the rest will be spent paying the toll she was texted about from a state that she's never even driven through. Keep fighting the good fight, caca.

Jessica's portion will go towards a new outfit from Gucci and a trip to Italy. Mimas will go towards multiple Instagram ad purchases. Then the rest will be spent paying the toll she was texted about from a state that she's never even driven through. Keep fighting the good fight, caca.

Okay, Kylie. Okay, so today we're going to do kind of a shotgun method. Okay. I went deep in our DMs. I actually read a bunch of people's messages and they send some good shit. Okay. We're going to start with a newspaper ad that someone posted in Iowa City. And they posted, you were driving your Cybertruck south on North Dubuque Street past the 180 ramps, and I was driving north.