Kylie

I'm trying to get through it. I'm trying not to talk to the person next to me and send fuck you energy without being a complete cunt as best I can. It takes a lot of energy to do that. So that's why I don't fly Southwest.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

I literally want to scream at the top of my lungs, put a sock in it, shut the fuck up and do the procedure. Like you say, I want to be somewhat scared of the flight attendant. I want to know that they are in charge if the plane goes down.

I literally want to scream at the top of my lungs, put a sock in it, shut the fuck up and do the procedure. Like you say, I want to be somewhat scared of the flight attendant. I want to know that they are in charge if the plane goes down.

I literally want to scream at the top of my lungs, put a sock in it, shut the fuck up and do the procedure. Like you say, I want to be somewhat scared of the flight attendant. I want to know that they are in charge if the plane goes down.

That they're going to have the strength and the wherewithal to remove the door and start bossing us off the plane to survive and make sure we have our vests on and all that stuff. I like you as a comedian. I don't think you have – I don't think you're flight attendant ready. I don't think that you're ready to lead us through the battlefield on a flight. That's just all I'm saying. No.

That they're going to have the strength and the wherewithal to remove the door and start bossing us off the plane to survive and make sure we have our vests on and all that stuff. I like you as a comedian. I don't think you have – I don't think you're flight attendant ready. I don't think that you're ready to lead us through the battlefield on a flight. That's just all I'm saying. No.

That they're going to have the strength and the wherewithal to remove the door and start bossing us off the plane to survive and make sure we have our vests on and all that stuff. I like you as a comedian. I don't think you have – I don't think you're flight attendant ready. I don't think that you're ready to lead us through the battlefield on a flight. That's just all I'm saying. No.

The mom from Ohio, 12 times out of 10. She's an enabler.

The mom from Ohio, 12 times out of 10. She's an enabler.

The mom from Ohio, 12 times out of 10. She's an enabler.

And when they start feeding, I call this feeding stray cats. So the flight attendant starts. She starts with the joke, and then you have the people that giggle at it. And then they think, oh. I've got a real live audience here. And then they escalate. They like. And they escalate. What happens when you feed a stray cat? They come back for more and for more and for more.

And when they start feeding, I call this feeding stray cats. So the flight attendant starts. She starts with the joke, and then you have the people that giggle at it. And then they think, oh. I've got a real live audience here. And then they escalate. They like. And they escalate. What happens when you feed a stray cat? They come back for more and for more and for more.

And when they start feeding, I call this feeding stray cats. So the flight attendant starts. She starts with the joke, and then you have the people that giggle at it. And then they think, oh. I've got a real live audience here. And then they escalate. They like. And they escalate. What happens when you feed a stray cat? They come back for more and for more and for more.

So the stray cats, I hate the most because they've enabled this behavior. If there were a bunch of us on one flight, even if the joke was hilarious, I would burn a thousand calories contorting my face and my stomach to not laugh. just to send a signal that this is not the time nor place. I mean, I would lead the charge in saying, I will refuse to laugh at this.

So the stray cats, I hate the most because they've enabled this behavior. If there were a bunch of us on one flight, even if the joke was hilarious, I would burn a thousand calories contorting my face and my stomach to not laugh. just to send a signal that this is not the time nor place. I mean, I would lead the charge in saying, I will refuse to laugh at this.

So the stray cats, I hate the most because they've enabled this behavior. If there were a bunch of us on one flight, even if the joke was hilarious, I would burn a thousand calories contorting my face and my stomach to not laugh. just to send a signal that this is not the time nor place. I mean, I would lead the charge in saying, I will refuse to laugh at this.

So then that flight attendant would know, I've got to run a tight ship on this plane. I'm not a comedian.