Larry David

Filming it? That sounds intrusive. I don't know. What are they, the camera's gonna follow me into a dry cleaner? I could understand. I could see how it's gonna be on stage. That could be somewhat interesting to see the growth of the act. from beginning to end. But offstage, I didn't like the idea of filming myself. The camera's following me around. I didn't feel I'm all that interesting to follow.

And so I thought maybe if I wrote some... fictitious stories that we could do that around the standup. The standup could be real, but the offstage stuff would be just stuff I made up. And so that's what I did. I wrote an outline. I made Jeff my manager, Cheryl auditioned. She was my wife. We had kids in the first special, because that's what it was. It was a special. It wasn't a pilot.

And so I thought maybe if I wrote some... fictitious stories that we could do that around the standup. The standup could be real, but the offstage stuff would be just stuff I made up. And so that's what I did. I wrote an outline. I made Jeff my manager, Cheryl auditioned. She was my wife. We had kids in the first special, because that's what it was. It was a special. It wasn't a pilot.

And so I thought maybe if I wrote some... fictitious stories that we could do that around the standup. The standup could be real, but the offstage stuff would be just stuff I made up. And so that's what I did. I wrote an outline. I made Jeff my manager, Cheryl auditioned. She was my wife. We had kids in the first special, because that's what it was. It was a special. It wasn't a pilot.

It was just a one-off special. Right. We got it. And did you get it? Or should I repeat it one more time?

It was just a one-off special. Right. We got it. And did you get it? Or should I repeat it one more time?

It was just a one-off special. Right. We got it. And did you get it? Or should I repeat it one more time?

Well, I didn't really want to see the kids, I realized, after the special. Sure.

Well, I didn't really want to see the kids, I realized, after the special. Sure.

Well, I didn't really want to see the kids, I realized, after the special. Sure.

I just pretended the first show never existed.

I just pretended the first show never existed.

I just pretended the first show never existed.

Just fucking changed it. I didn't want kids in the show. I just thought the show would be so much funnier without kids. I didn't want to deal with kids. I didn't want to keep having to explain, what about the kids? Where are the kids? Are the kids okay? Who's watching the kids? I didn't want to have to keep justifying everything that was going on and having to explain where the kids were.

Just fucking changed it. I didn't want kids in the show. I just thought the show would be so much funnier without kids. I didn't want to deal with kids. I didn't want to keep having to explain, what about the kids? Where are the kids? Are the kids okay? Who's watching the kids? I didn't want to have to keep justifying everything that was going on and having to explain where the kids were.

Just fucking changed it. I didn't want kids in the show. I just thought the show would be so much funnier without kids. I didn't want to deal with kids. I didn't want to keep having to explain, what about the kids? Where are the kids? Are the kids okay? Who's watching the kids? I didn't want to have to keep justifying everything that was going on and having to explain where the kids were.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I haven't noticed that, but it is... Acting and doing that Larry David on the show, it is so much fun, first of all, and kind of a little cathartic in a way.