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Larry Wilmore

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
566 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Right. And men and women, they both have time machines when they start relationships. But women's time machine relationship is they want to take you forward through time. So they move that lever, you know, and say, oh, maybe we'll have kids. Yeah. Guys, when they have a time machine, they want to they break the time machine because they want time to stand still.

Right. And men and women, they both have time machines when they start relationships. But women's time machine relationship is they want to take you forward through time. So they move that lever, you know, and say, oh, maybe we'll have kids. Yeah. Guys, when they have a time machine, they want to they break the time machine because they want time to stand still.

I'll help you with yours, though. Are you gonna get married? It's not that meaningful?

I'll help you with yours, though. Are you gonna get married? It's not that meaningful?

Because marriage to you doesn't represent... But I'm totally committed.

Because marriage to you doesn't represent... But I'm totally committed.

What if it's security to the other person?

What if it's security to the other person?

But what if it's fake security to you, but real security to someone else?

But what if it's fake security to you, but real security to someone else?

But what if it's real to them, but fake to you?

But what if it's real to them, but fake to you?

Then you would have to pay something called L. Right, but I would have a prenup. Right.

Then you would have to pay something called L. Right, but I would have a prenup. Right.

Do you find any value in saying vows in front of people?

Do you find any value in saying vows in front of people?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. 12 years, altar boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did the same thing.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. 12 years, altar boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did the same thing.

Right. It's a sacrament. At least. Yeah. Thank God. So.

Right. It's a sacrament. At least. Yeah. Thank God. So.