Lauren

That's also disgusting.

They sniff and lick shit all the time.

Why would anyone let them do that and then eat from that plate?

I do let dogs fully lick my entire face, though, so...

That's one thing.

I love animals, but I don't like dog slobber, but I will let a horse lick me.

So make that make sense.

I don't know.

I feel like I don't know.

Horses just eat grass.

I don't know.

I'm like, you know what I mean?

Like, it's like self-awareness.

We're all a little goofy again.

Rare breed.

So I don't know.

But yeah.

well no that's where the boundary starts is what I'm saying oh my god that's so wild okay let's move on to this next one since we don't have an update or anything else that's fun to share this is coming from r slash am I the jerk 21 days old am I the jerk for not telling my wife for 8 years that the coffee she thinks she hates is the coffee she drinks every morning hmm this sounds sneaky let's get into it

My wife is going to read this eventually, so hi babe, I'm sorry, but also I'm not.

When we first moved in together, my wife told me she only likes light roast coffee.