Leah

Oh, I wanted River to scream and cry and be so loud on this slide, but our perfect angel baby daughter... Slept the whole way. Slept the whole way.

So she was also mad about nothing. Gave her nothing to complain about. Oh, man. No, she was... You know she was pissed.

So she was also mad about nothing. Gave her nothing to complain about. Oh, man. No, she was... You know she was pissed.

So she was also mad about nothing. Gave her nothing to complain about. Oh, man. No, she was... You know she was pissed.

Because the person responded to her initial text being like, whenever she was like the 18-month-old in business class, responded being like, I'm sure they're tired of sitting. And she responds with, we just got on. So it was like, if your friends... Oh, so her friend was trying to calm... Being like, oh, I'm sure the poor baby's just tired of sitting.

Because the person responded to her initial text being like, whenever she was like the 18-month-old in business class, responded being like, I'm sure they're tired of sitting. And she responds with, we just got on. So it was like, if your friends... Oh, so her friend was trying to calm... Being like, oh, I'm sure the poor baby's just tired of sitting.

Because the person responded to her initial text being like, whenever she was like the 18-month-old in business class, responded being like, I'm sure they're tired of sitting. And she responds with, we just got on. So it was like, if your friends... Oh, so her friend was trying to calm... Being like, oh, I'm sure the poor baby's just tired of sitting.

And she's like, no, no, we just got on the flight.

And she's like, no, no, we just got on the flight.

And she's like, no, no, we just got on the flight.

It's like we stopped complaining about babies crying on airplanes or making noises on airplanes years ago. Like, if you are entitled to your child-free life, but you are not entitled to a child-free environment, and to think you have the, like, privilege to be, like, children in business class making noise. How dare they?

It's like we stopped complaining about babies crying on airplanes or making noises on airplanes years ago. Like, if you are entitled to your child-free life, but you are not entitled to a child-free environment, and to think you have the, like, privilege to be, like, children in business class making noise. How dare they?

It's like we stopped complaining about babies crying on airplanes or making noises on airplanes years ago. Like, if you are entitled to your child-free life, but you are not entitled to a child-free environment, and to think you have the, like, privilege to be, like, children in business class making noise. How dare they?

The best payback, though, is that River was an angel. Yeah. And absolutely made her look great.

The best payback, though, is that River was an angel. Yeah. And absolutely made her look great.

The best payback, though, is that River was an angel. Yeah. And absolutely made her look great.

And also, she's stupid. Sorry, she doesn't know how to spell. She doesn't know which they're there and they are. She doesn't know the difference. Yeah, if you're going to hate me with correct grammar.

And also, she's stupid. Sorry, she doesn't know how to spell. She doesn't know which they're there and they are. She doesn't know the difference. Yeah, if you're going to hate me with correct grammar.

And also, she's stupid. Sorry, she doesn't know how to spell. She doesn't know which they're there and they are. She doesn't know the difference. Yeah, if you're going to hate me with correct grammar.

But every time she got up to go to the bathroom, she would like kind of try to look at me and I would just give her the meanest mean mug with my sleeping baby sprawled across my body. And it was just like,