Lee Sales

It's not very rational for me not to be.

But I've always just thought, just because of some of the themes that she's sort of picked over her kind of...

not involuntary public life, but she's been a conscript of public life in some ways.

But I'm really, I am interested in how funny she is and she's a good writer and she's interested in vegetable gardens.

So I've always like along the years I've thought, geez, she would be so interesting to interview.

So I'm thrilled and I'm like at this point the nervousness hasn't kicked in.

I'm worried about what to wear.

Oh, yeah, of course, like obviously.

I have no idea.

I can't, yeah, I've got no idea.

Oh, God, if she's got the guns out as well, that'll be pretty awkward.

I've got to tell you my highbrow thing, otherwise it just seems like a total waste of space.

Oh, I thought I was sparing myself by opting for the lowbrow.

Ooh, baby.

No.

So my friend Perry suggested a series called On the Calculation of Volume by a Danish writer.

Did you just yawn?

Did you just yawn?

You just, you mole.

That wasn't even polite.