Lee Sales

You could have been – and your middle name is Peter, so you could have been Lee Peter Sales.

Wow.

Well, that's planning.

That's planning.

Look, I mean the weird thing that happened with my naming, which I do – I mean I have sort of polite beef with my parents about is –

Look, my birth was a confusing time.

I was due, according to everybody's, I think, less than expert calculations on New Year's Eve.

I was born on February the 1st.

So I was officially a month late.

So my poor mother – and it was, like, the longest heat wave, like, in South Australian history.

She just basically spent – she just, like, laid out in the bathroom panting for, like, a month.

And I think the dates have obviously been mixed up here.

But, like, at the same time, my dad got appendicitis and was admitted to hospital.

So –

They were both in hospital and my mum was pushing me out.

And then they panicked and called me Annabelle, even though my mum's name is Christabel.

I assumed that there was a bell thing going on there.

No, they did not realise because it was busy.

I'm like, what?

No, it wasn't Gwennabel.