LeeAnn Kreischer

And so it's like, look, I have many weird quirks.

You want somebody to just love, once they know that underbelly of you, and you love them for the stuff that they want to hide.

You know what I mean?

Well, it reminded me of my parents.

Not like the good... If my dad was Santa Claus, but if my dad was a rascal, it's like the good side of my parents.

It reminded me of the good side where, like...

You know, if you were in my town and my dad wasn't your dad, everyone loved him in my town.

And my parents married on a dare, and my mom was... This is a crazy story.

Can you tell this story, Mandel?

No, my parents worked together, and they were trying to get vacation time, and they were out like... How long had they been together at this point?

Never dated.

They were co-workers, and they were like, my dad was like the fun bad boy, and they worked together in New York City.

They were all like getting drunk New Year's Eve one night.

They were trying to figure out how to like fuck over the man, and they were like, well, everybody got two weeks vacation time, but if you went on a honeymoon, you got an extra two weeks.

So my dad dared her to get married.

They'd never been on a date.

To get married, and they would get married.

They would have a four-week vacation.

He'd pay for them to go to South America.

They could come back and get it annulled.