Lexi

I'm like, I can't.

Like I want to go on a safari, like in Africa, because like, I want to learn about like, I don't know, like where do dogs come from? Where do cats come from? Why are they always fighting? Am I right?

And she tells us, obviously we're like hitting it off really fast, but like my fear is not getting my heart broken.

And then it would be better than wondering like, maybe what could have happened? Like if I just gave him a chance, you know what I mean?

So she's like, I'm happy you're here.

She's like, no, in the house and this bed. They've literally been looking at my butt.

When are you going to vote him out already?

Um, what are you thinking about?

She's like, Oh my God, we're picking out dresses for my gender reveal party. Yeah.

I wanna see 12 Monkeys, I'm going on safari.

Well, I want someone who like sees me and they're like, that's my girl. And they like go for it, you know? Because like, I think guys can be like intimidated because like by my exes, you know, or like my lifestyle. You've seen Tiffany, right? We get a lot of free makeup. So that's hard. So I'm going to have to talk with them.

Cause like, you know, I don't like gray.

And she's like, well, but like, we need to go with her gut. And then if it doesn't go out great, it doesn't work out great, then we'll work that out too.

She's like, they told me it was like the size of a mango this week. So I just partnered with the mango company. It's pretty good. It's 20K.

The bump is bumping!

Wrong hashtag, bitch. Hashtag mango. So...

That's my baby, baby mango. So yeah, we're like hashtagging it and like Carl wasn't here, don't worry.

And they're like, oh my God, that is so cute.

She goes, I'm like dying to know how it went.

Oh my God, you're so tall.

And Lexi goes, oh, perr.

Let's see what they're like.

I don't know.

So Lindsay's like, but here we are almost a year later. Cheers into a new summer.

Okay, I'm going to say a couple of words, all right? So, uh, Anyway, you know, back when I was born in 1933, times were different then. It was the Great Depression. It was hard to find fruit in the supermarket.

Here's me with Rob Lowe in 1987.

But you know who also was sexy, too? Mickey Rooney.

Sometimes I still have debates over which Rooney was my favorite Mickey or Andy.

Anyway, the point is, George Burns, am I right?

We are in the final stages of a contract with Carvel for the gender reveals. So we'll just have to wait.

I'm going to bring in a line of Fudgy the Whale cakes, and each one of them is going to have a different color in them, and you're going to have to decide, are there more blues or more reds on the inside?

So we are in negotiations with Cookie Bust to be part of our gender reveal.

Hold on. George Washington Carver. Oh my bad. By the way, peanut butter, it's still a love it. Favorite version of the thing to put on bread. Okay.

Well, we went right to the source. We go from straight to the rosé to straight to the source. Peanut butter is first and jelly on top, according to George Washington Carver, my ex-boyfriend.

She goes, Turner is very private. He's not on social media. He's a doctor and he's like a nerdy, but he also is like fun and funny and like normal. He's like a normie. I found myself a fucking normie and I love it.

I'm going to tell everyone on camera and then I will then press post. So boom, it is up on iTunes.

Fine, I'll make her middle name Brit.

She will be British.

Yeah.

but we are thinking of big bang if it's a boy or i'm not gonna say like what her name is gonna be or his name but like it will rhyme with fate tittleton so then um so sierra's like well i don't know turner so i'm just asking questions where do we where do we meet turner say

Yes, I am a model actor, but I don't get what you're getting at. He's like, well, I just don't know you enough. That's it. She's like, um, I'm just like free and fun loving and we stress out on weekend work. So like, why would I stress out on the weekends? I'm not ditzy.

Kyle, you just lost your best friend.

Like tonight he's like, do you describe yourself as ditzy? And like in my head, I was like, I want to be able to show you how multifaceted I am. I'm not just like a fun loving model. Um,

And she's like, but, you know, I used to I also used to think go to the tanning bed and, you know, you grow up and you learn things.

I'm giving birth to a hub cap.

And Lindsay goes, oh, what a bummer.

Craig's whole like, oh, I was blindsided.

Yeah, Kyle. She's like the sweetest and like, she's like, um, like on the younger side. Like what's young? Five years old. Whoa, that's pretty young. We'll take her.

And now it's just, like, my mom and my sister are just, like, so funny.

Like when I'm like thinking about like what kind of makeup I want to put on, I just put it on my sister first. And that's why she has like 10 layers of makeup on at any given time because we're just like trying different things out on her. But for me, it's like perfect.

She's like, I mean, there's a lot of reasons why I didn't go, but most of which I've already wasted so much time on this, man. I'm not going to waste two hours there, two hours back for something that's not even opening. I don't need to once again celebrate you talking about doing something in the

Like, all the things I can't eat. Perfect. Perfect.

Give me something now, baby.

So she's like, yeah, so we went to the soccer game, which I thought was a softball game. And I went to his room and gave him a hug and he was like, harder, harder, harder. So we had to do that for 10 minutes. And then like on the phone, he had a DM open and then like somebody

was there with like a phone number and he swiped out of the dm like immediately so now i know now it's all making sense to me like before you've even broken up with me like maybe he's gone around gabby and been like oh i'm such a victim i'm such a victim like i haven't moved on i haven't moved on i haven't moved on but like whatever like bitch you've been talking to a girl since you first broke up with me

And so she's like, fuck yeah, I'm going to confront him about it. Like, are you kidding me? I have nothing to lose. I don't need to protect his ass anymore. He's a monster.

And on the machine, Paige, on the machine.

I started modeling really young, which is exactly when I started getting bullied for being a model. And so, like, naturally, my parents and my sister were always kind of involved in my career. And from just from, like, giving me free advice and, like, I used to have managers all over the world. Milan, Paris, New York. And recently, I got rid of all of them.