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Link Lauren

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

we discovered half the Kardashians on their back.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

We discovered them on their backs in sex tapes.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

And so for Timothee Chalamet to act like opera and ballet and all these art forms are beneath him, honey,

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

You go to bed every night with a woman who's been nipped and tucked and flipped and fucked more times than anybody I know.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

That's what you do.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

So don't come for the ballerinas and the opera singers who've been working their asses off.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

Some of these little kids, they train and they get raised up through the system, okay, reared through the system to be opera singers.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

You understand?

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

And they don't make the money you make.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

You're probably making $10, $20 million a movie.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

You go to the opera, you go to the ballet, they're living in walk-up apartments just trying to survive, eating ramen noodles every night.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

So you and your little Kardashian can live in your McMansion and think that you're better than everybody else.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

You're not.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

You're absolutely not.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

not okay courtney kardashian she literally gave birth on camera she pulled a baby out of her on camera there's nothing that family won't do to whore themselves out for cash so i'd love for them to ask timothy chalamet about reality tv does he think reality tv is high art does he respect reality tv more than opera more than ballet and so i think we've belabored the point timothy chalamet i think this awards season has shown

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

Either the maturity level isn't there.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

There's some people I think they can't handle the fame.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

Once they reach that apex of fame, they just can't handle it.

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

And he's been around for a while, but this is a new level, right?

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Meghan Markle DUMPED By Netflix, Katie Couric Strokes Newsom's Massive Ego, and Obama's Ugly Library

He's the lead in these films.