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You're sweating bullets.

You've got more hair gel on your head than anyone I've seen.

And look, I'm not in a position to talk about hair products, okay?

Hello, the bleach has seeped into the membrane.

But Gavin Newsom, I do know enough to call you out and just say this.

You can keep talking about how you're handsome, how you look good.

Women can keep groveling at your feet and telling you how hot you are, which is what they've done for decades.

It's why you have this big ego.

Okay.

You're tall and you're good looking enough to where you've never had to really work or, you know, procure a personality.

But Gavin Newsom, if you run for office, you're not running on looks.

You're running on track record.

Your fire hydrants did not have water.

Let's talk about the permits in California.

Let's talk about all the disasters, the bridges to nowhere, the tens of billions of dollars you're running a deficit with in your own state, homelessness, the social programs where the money just went poof and disappeared, money we can't even find anymore.

So Gavin Newsom, we wish you well in your campaign for the presidency in 2028 if you do choose to run.

I think there's a 10% chance he doesn't run, 10% chance because

I think there are much more major issues with Gavin Newsom that if he were on a national stage, a real national spotlight for that long, an 18-month campaign, 24-month, I think it would come unglued because there are times where Gavin Newsom

starts to unravel as it is.

And I think if you put him in the pressure cooker of a real primary campaign than a general election, I think the guy's going to end up in treatment.