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What is this liberal garbledy goop crap that Jennifer Newsom is always spewing?

It's a mix between sort of Marxism,

George Orwell, and then liberal California woman who lives in her ivory tower.

If you put all of that together, that concoction creates Jennifer Newsom.

And then you throw on some sort of native jewelry she probably got on vacation in Santa Fe.

Put that all together, you've got Gavin Newsom's first partner.

What the hell is she even talking about?

She says this is so important, America might not be ready for a first partner.

What?

Americans are trying to pay their bills.

Put their kids through school.

Take care of sick relatives.

Okay, they got to go get the inspection checked on the car.

Americans have day-to-day issues.

No one gives a rat's ass what terminology you want to use if you get into office, okay?

America isn't ready for a first partner.

Sweetie, your fire hydrants didn't even have water in California, and you're worried about what terminology we're going to be calling you?

Your priorities are all out of whack.

Okay, and one thing I love to call people on is when their priorities are out of whack, they need to get it together.

They need to get it together.