Lionel of Lionel Media

Yes, by the way, your delivery just crashed.

You made it sound so absurd by merely explaining what it is.

Is it legal?

Yes, because the theory is that they're not telling people you can't... Does it sound like a logical thing to do?

I don't know about that one, Dr. Phil!

If you have, as a part of your probation, an order from a judge not to frequent the subways and the buses, and you are observed frequenting the subways and the buses, the only way you can be arrested by an NYPD officer is to call his probation officer.

Here, they're, in essence, issuing an injunction.

But let's take this a step further, shall we?

Let's.

First, let me ask you a question because you would know this.

Is it where people commit crime that is a problem or the fact that they're committing crimes?

I mean, if you're a slasher or a pickpocket or somebody who commits frottage up close, does it really matter?

Yeah, I don't want to get arrested.

You've been doing this on the east side.

We're going to ban you from the east side or from DuPont Circle or wherever.

It's a most unique take.

It's a most unique take?

They don't know you're a career criminal unless they stop you.

primarily by arresting you for something else so i guess to add insult to injury they catch you by arresting you and say aha and not only do we have you for this new crime but you violated your injunction it sounds terrific but it is replete and fraught with illogic which is my middle name

Does it sound like a logical thing to do?