Lisa Fong

It was even better.

But mum was pretty much pissing herself telling me last night.

So I went in anyway.

I make my own coffee.

But I didn't realise that he, yeah, I didn't quite know that he'd like, like they threw these socks at you and you had like three pairs from each kid.

And they're all in like, they're all in like a, each pair comes in like a mesh bag.

And I saw the tag.

That's how I know because one bag I haven't opened them all because they're the same but they're different colours.

How many do you need?

It's essentially a slipper, isn't it?

You can wash them, I suppose.

You know, I do appreciate there's a need for them because one thing about Australia that I really don't like are just all the tiled floors.

So I rate the fact that you need them.

No, but like when I really checked the tag and it said kids, I thought, OK, well, that's why they're a little bit small for me.

And I think he's just really like we're both not very good at giving each other presents, to be fair.

Like I always stuff up, he stuffs up.

And I mean, I bought him birthday presents he's not even used.

so mum mum raised this story last night sat at dinner because basically Saturday night Nina was like I'm so sorry mum I just don't think dad's bought you anything yet um

And so she raced, she raced to BJ, wait, wait, I might have something in my room.

Mom, do you like sparkly?