Lisa Gilroy
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Let me ask her. You can't say that.
Let me ask her. You can't say that.
Move on. That's actually exactly what she said. I know. Do you guys have some sort of horn sound or something you can play?
Move on. That's actually exactly what she said. I know. Do you guys have some sort of horn sound or something you can play?
That's right, welcome everyone to the Friendship Championships. Today I have Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, and we are going to absolutely test them on years of friendship. Now, I've spoken to the boys ahead of time, and I've gotten their answers to these questions. It's a bit of a newlywed game, all right? First question is for you, Bobby.
That's right, welcome everyone to the Friendship Championships. Today I have Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, and we are going to absolutely test them on years of friendship. Now, I've spoken to the boys ahead of time, and I've gotten their answers to these questions. It's a bit of a newlywed game, all right? First question is for you, Bobby.
Andrew once described your head as looking like what? A, a dead kid's head. Yeah. B, a toilet covered in piss.
Andrew once described your head as looking like what? A, a dead kid's head. Yeah. B, a toilet covered in piss.
It's oval. This question is for Santino.
It's oval. This question is for Santino.
Now, Bobby once described your head as a A, penis, B, a boil, or C, a woman's head.
Now, Bobby once described your head as a A, penis, B, a boil, or C, a woman's head.
I'll give you a character. Yeah, yeah. One of the cars from Cars, but it's broken and it's a bus, but it's a little tiny bus that only a shrimp can see.
I'll give you a character. Yeah, yeah. One of the cars from Cars, but it's broken and it's a bus, but it's a little tiny bus that only a shrimp can see.
And for the final round. Final round. Final round. Woo! Wow. Exactly. Okay. This question is for Bobby. If Santino grew up with you and was a little boy with you when you were both growing up as little boys, what would he do every day? This is an open-ended question.
And for the final round. Final round. Final round. Woo! Wow. Exactly. Okay. This question is for Bobby. If Santino grew up with you and was a little boy with you when you were both growing up as little boys, what would he do every day? This is an open-ended question.
Let's take a look at the board.
Let's take a look at the board.
Hear him out. Hear him out.
Hear him out. Hear him out.
They're all over the place.
They're all over the place.
You could just make that, right?
You could just make that, right?
Santino, this one's for Bobby, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Santino, look at me. You can have a turn next. Sorry. Vroom, vroom. That's really good. Pretty good? Yeah.
Santino, this one's for Bobby, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Santino, look at me. You can have a turn next. Sorry. Vroom, vroom. That's really good. Pretty good? Yeah.
I love that. I always wanted a brother. Yeah, yeah. You know what I would do with you, Bobby?
I love that. I always wanted a brother. Yeah, yeah. You know what I would do with you, Bobby?
I would get a soccer ball and I would knock on your door and ask you if you wanted to kick it around in the backyard.
I would get a soccer ball and I would knock on your door and ask you if you wanted to kick it around in the backyard.
And then I'd say, I'm getting bullied at school. And you're the only one I trust. Thanks for spending this time with me.
And then I'd say, I'm getting bullied at school. And you're the only one I trust. Thanks for spending this time with me.
Oh, God. Bobby, this is my teacher, Mr. McKesson.
Oh, God. Bobby, this is my teacher, Mr. McKesson.
Okay. Yours is, okay, okay, okay. Okay. A guy who's like middle-aged, who's a podcaster who lives in LA.
Okay. Yours is, okay, okay, okay. Okay. A guy who's like middle-aged, who's a podcaster who lives in LA.
I didn't have that experience because-
I didn't have that experience because-
Mr. Babin was mine, yeah.
Mr. Babin was mine, yeah.
Yeah, that's so true. Mr. Batman, on the last day of school, he gave me a Blues Brothers poster because I was really into the Blues Brothers.
Yeah, that's so true. Mr. Batman, on the last day of school, he gave me a Blues Brothers poster because I was really into the Blues Brothers.
And I was so excited. It was like at the beginning of the last class. And he was like, you know, you're a crazy kid. Here's a poster. And then by the end of class, he was like, I got to take that poster away from you because you're talking so much. It became a punishment immediately. Couldn't even be a nice gift.
And I was so excited. It was like at the beginning of the last class. And he was like, you know, you're a crazy kid. Here's a poster. And then by the end of class, he was like, I got to take that poster away from you because you're talking so much. It became a punishment immediately. Couldn't even be a nice gift.
Yeah, I was really into them when I was...
Yeah, I was really into them when I was...
Animal Hospital the movie?
Animal Hospital the movie?
Oh, I didn't know that. The other Belushi?
Oh, I didn't know that. The other Belushi?
Oh, yeah. John Belushi's brother. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. John Belushi's brother. Yeah.
I just didn't realize that I guess he could sing as well as John.
I just didn't realize that I guess he could sing as well as John.
I love you, too. Are you okay? Did you have a grumpy day?
I love you, too. Are you okay? Did you have a grumpy day?
You haven't been sleeping.
You haven't been sleeping.
Oh, that's funny. Okay, if you do that character, you do the character that's like the sidekick of the podcaster.
Oh, that's funny. Okay, if you do that character, you do the character that's like the sidekick of the podcaster.
Does your dad listen?
Does your dad listen?
And let's say, wait, wait, I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out. So like, let's say you're kind of mean and you're kind of stupid. Okay, go.
And let's say, wait, wait, I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out. So like, let's say you're kind of mean and you're kind of stupid. Okay, go.
You think your dad's haunting you for real? Do you think your dad's haunting you?
You think your dad's haunting you for real? Do you think your dad's haunting you?
And it's possessing your balls and that's what made them all.
And it's possessing your balls and that's what made them all.
I'd love to hear it.
I'd love to hear it.
I don't really think so.
I don't really think so.
I didn't. What happened? I heard a little girl's voice once in my house. But that's it.
I didn't. What happened? I heard a little girl's voice once in my house. But that's it.
That's it? That's all that happened? No, there was something else happening.
That's it? That's all that happened? No, there was something else happening.
It said, one day in the future, you are going to go on a podcast with two guys and you have to kill them and slit their throats before they get in their car to get in the parking lot. And if you don't, you will never be avenged. You will never survive the curse.
It said, one day in the future, you are going to go on a podcast with two guys and you have to kill them and slit their throats before they get in their car to get in the parking lot. And if you don't, you will never be avenged. You will never survive the curse.
you're not sleeping bud?
you're not sleeping bud?
Oh, because you'd be going out on a high note?
Oh, because you'd be going out on a high note?
Kill us both. I'm going to kill you guys both. But first, I'm going to take you. Okay, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to give you all the chocolate you ever wanted to eat. I'm going to take you to a beach where you can run around and go crazy. Come on. I'm going to let you eat grapes, cheese, all the stuff that you weren't allowed to eat before. Grapes and cheese? Both?
Kill us both. I'm going to kill you guys both. But first, I'm going to take you. Okay, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to give you all the chocolate you ever wanted to eat. I'm going to take you to a beach where you can run around and go crazy. Come on. I'm going to let you eat grapes, cheese, all the stuff that you weren't allowed to eat before. Grapes and cheese? Both?
Yeah, I'm going to let you up on the couch. Not even with the blanket there. You can just come right up. Shoes on? Snuggle with me. Shoes on. I'll give you belly rubs.
Yeah, I'm going to let you up on the couch. Not even with the blanket there. You can just come right up. Shoes on? Snuggle with me. Shoes on. I'll give you belly rubs.
It's so interesting. You have two belly buttons and one ball.
It's so interesting. You have two belly buttons and one ball.
Do you have an Audi? No, I have a Bronco.
Do you have an Audi? No, I have a Bronco.
Why do I feel like only eight-year-old boys have Audis?
Why do I feel like only eight-year-old boys have Audis?
Oh, no, that's an Iny Audi. That's an Iny Audi. Like Severance.
Oh, no, that's an Iny Audi. That's an Iny Audi. Like Severance.
Can't get enough of this stuff.
Can't get enough of this stuff.
Oh, I watched the series of that, Apple Cider Vinegar.
Oh, I watched the series of that, Apple Cider Vinegar.
I loved it, but I haven't seen what you've seen and you haven't seen what I've seen. Do you want to run at each other full speed?
I loved it, but I haven't seen what you've seen and you haven't seen what I've seen. Do you want to run at each other full speed?
And spleen cancer and blood cancer and brain cancer. Yeah.
And spleen cancer and blood cancer and brain cancer. Yeah.
And I saw the like... Show on Netflix. Yeah, the show based on it.
And I saw the like... Show on Netflix. Yeah, the show based on it.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Oh, the Mendez Brothers. Yeah. They killed their parents. The show was pretty good.
Oh, the Mendez Brothers. Yeah. They killed their parents. The show was pretty good.
It was called Menonsters, I think.
It was called Menonsters, I think.
The Vendetta Brothers.
The Vendetta Brothers.
At the time, I didn't. I had brain cancer.
At the time, I didn't. I had brain cancer.
Those are my medical records and their personal and private data.
Those are my medical records and their personal and private data.
Oh, I guess just right now I do ASCAT and Dinosaur.
Oh, I guess just right now I do ASCAT and Dinosaur.
Are those not the two most embarrassing names of things you've ever heard? Yeah. I just heard them for the first time.
Are those not the two most embarrassing names of things you've ever heard? Yeah. I just heard them for the first time.
No, I said not a band. I said for a baby girl. Like, hey, I'm charity.
No, I said not a band. I said for a baby girl. Like, hey, I'm charity.
You started to do Ocean Avenue?
You started to do Ocean Avenue?
I'm going to tell you something though, Teeny Teeners.
I'm going to tell you something though, Teeny Teeners.
I think what she has is worse than brain cancer. Because if you're sick enough to lie about having brain cancer, you've got another kind of illness that's maybe even more serious than brain cancer.
I think what she has is worse than brain cancer. Because if you're sick enough to lie about having brain cancer, you've got another kind of illness that's maybe even more serious than brain cancer.
Something like that.
Something like that.
Not really. I feel like that's for little boys in the 1940s. No, we did it. You did it. Hey, I put a playing card in the spoke of my bicycle for a little bit of fun. Was that you?
Not really. I feel like that's for little boys in the 1940s. No, we did it. You did it. Hey, I put a playing card in the spoke of my bicycle for a little bit of fun. Was that you?
Paul Scheer, Rob Hubel, Rob... Stop. Enough said.
Paul Scheer, Rob Hubel, Rob... Stop. Enough said.
I can't. Oh, my God. I don't think.
I can't. Oh, my God. I don't think.
How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. I don't know.
How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. I don't know.
Jason Manzoukas, yeah.
Jason Manzoukas, yeah.
No, our show is monthly at the Largo.
No, our show is monthly at the Largo.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Is that the same monkey from Friends? Fuck you. Marcel?
Is that the same monkey from Friends? Fuck you. Marcel?
Is that the same monkey from Friends? It is. Is it actually?
Is that the same monkey from Friends? It is. Is it actually?
Tyler Labine, he just said.
Tyler Labine, he just said.
This sucks already. It's way too loud in my headphones. I don't know who your last psychotic guest was, but.
This sucks already. It's way too loud in my headphones. I don't know who your last psychotic guest was, but.
I don't know. I was thinking because it's animal practice.
I don't know. I was thinking because it's animal practice.
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Okay, but what really happened? You took the bus to the restaurant. What happened?
Okay, but what really happened? You took the bus to the restaurant. What happened?
Piece it together. You remember.
Piece it together. You remember.
andrew andrew yeah where'd you go i asked you about the date and you just like got really quiet and you like looked into the distance what do you mean i've been uh you were just staring there oh yeah take a minute really take a minute for a second so he experienced trauma and sometimes he goes in these oh yeah these takes you know he's you know zones out you don't have to call it out okay sorry i i just didn't know you know i could call you out about some things okay i wouldn't ever do i wasn't malicious intended i was just trying to make sure that he was okay okay
andrew andrew yeah where'd you go i asked you about the date and you just like got really quiet and you like looked into the distance what do you mean i've been uh you were just staring there oh yeah take a minute really take a minute for a second so he experienced trauma and sometimes he goes in these oh yeah these takes you know he's you know zones out you don't have to call it out okay sorry i i just didn't know you know i could call you out about some things okay i wouldn't ever do i wasn't malicious intended i was just trying to make sure that he was okay okay
So do you want to tell us about the big date that you want to talk about?
So do you want to tell us about the big date that you want to talk about?
I like a sweet date. I like peanut butter chocolate date.
I like a sweet date. I like peanut butter chocolate date.
Yeah, it's in a lot of things.
Yeah, it's in a lot of things.
Wait, you wrote a movie for the gang to star in?
Wait, you wrote a movie for the gang to star in?
No. Liar. A few production companies would be pretty mad to hear me say that. Hey, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a few girls would be mad to hear me say that.
No. Liar. A few production companies would be pretty mad to hear me say that. Hey, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a few girls would be mad to hear me say that.
Like I was saying, because I think Mitch Hedberg had said something kind of like a joke like that that I... We got it on the first time.
Like I was saying, because I think Mitch Hedberg had said something kind of like a joke like that that I... We got it on the first time.
I don't have a husband, but I know a guy that'd be pretty mad if he heard me say that.
I don't have a husband, but I know a guy that'd be pretty mad if he heard me say that.
Well, I'm developing stuff. I'm always developing stuff.
Well, I'm developing stuff. I'm always developing stuff.
You were making a game show? That's fun.
You were making a game show? That's fun.
Is that true? What would it be like?
Is that true? What would it be like?
Oh, so it's only like one person competing against one person?
Oh, so it's only like one person competing against one person?
I can't you Dax Flame Quinta Brunson Quinta Brunson yeah yeah you and Quinta Brunson what's wrong with that is she you guys are being mean to me what the what the what the what the fuck are you saying she's so famous you know what dude you have to pair me up with like you're Lisa Gilroy the mail carrier what an oil dad yeah Lisa you were I heard you've won for regular folks I can be on it shut up that's so annoying fuck you dude you're a star what's the premise of the show I'm gonna fart in the mic thank you
I can't you Dax Flame Quinta Brunson Quinta Brunson yeah yeah you and Quinta Brunson what's wrong with that is she you guys are being mean to me what the what the what the what the fuck are you saying she's so famous you know what dude you have to pair me up with like you're Lisa Gilroy the mail carrier what an oil dad yeah Lisa you were I heard you've won for regular folks I can be on it shut up that's so annoying fuck you dude you're a star what's the premise of the show I'm gonna fart in the mic thank you
Bobby, why didn't you just fund it? I don't believe in the project. I don't believe in the project.
Bobby, why didn't you just fund it? I don't believe in the project. I don't believe in the project.
Now that was ass cat.
Now that was ass cat.
Okay, now Santino and I are going to have a competition. Up dog. You can best replicate that. And Bobby, you can judge.
Okay, now Santino and I are going to have a competition. Up dog. You can best replicate that. And Bobby, you can judge.
You get to be the little king, okay?
You get to be the little king, okay?
Okay, now listen to Santino to replicate it and then listen to me.
Okay, now listen to Santino to replicate it and then listen to me.
Okay, listen. Yeah, close your eyes. Yeah, and actually, you shouldn't even know who's going first. Yeah, perfect.
Okay, listen. Yeah, close your eyes. Yeah, and actually, you shouldn't even know who's going first. Yeah, perfect.
I don't know how you managed to put your own voice into a fart.
I don't know how you managed to put your own voice into a fart.
I'm going to put my own voice into a fart now.
I'm going to put my own voice into a fart now.
Well, why were you going to star in it then?
Well, why were you going to star in it then?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If a guy farted into a microphone?
If a guy farted into a microphone?
I don't think there was ever any farting on dates, really.
I don't think there was ever any farting on dates, really.
Because I think, yeah, of course.
Because I think, yeah, of course.
Of course. I think it's criminally insane if people don't fart in front of their partners. Interesting. Is that you guys?
Of course. I think it's criminally insane if people don't fart in front of their partners. Interesting. Is that you guys?
But do you, I know you're farting in front of girlfriends past, right?
But do you, I know you're farting in front of girlfriends past, right?
You know when a ghost of girlfriends past comes to show you how you spent Christmas and wants to teach you a lesson?
You know when a ghost of girlfriends past comes to show you how you spent Christmas and wants to teach you a lesson?
That's crazy. That's kind of like a blood oath, but different. Santiners, are you farting in front of your bride?
That's crazy. That's kind of like a blood oath, but different. Santiners, are you farting in front of your bride?
love and longer lasting relationships look at that couples who fart together farting in front of a partner indicates strong bond sign of trust honesty and respect okay alright everybody get in here we're making the new campaign for farting in front of your partner one of the slogans that I came up with today was the more fart the more heart I'd love to hear from you guys go ahead Bob
love and longer lasting relationships look at that couples who fart together farting in front of a partner indicates strong bond sign of trust honesty and respect okay alright everybody get in here we're making the new campaign for farting in front of your partner one of the slogans that I came up with today was the more fart the more heart I'd love to hear from you guys go ahead Bob
Okay. I'm writing that down. That's awesome. Another one I have is Tutute is cute.
Okay. I'm writing that down. That's awesome. Another one I have is Tutute is cute.
Santino, anything over there?
Santino, anything over there?
Bobby, I'm loving the stuff that you're coming through.
Bobby, I'm loving the stuff that you're coming through.
Plop, plop, the love don't stop.
Plop, plop, the love don't stop.
Yeah. My wife is cute.
Yeah. My wife is cute.
I just don't know what else I would say if I was not always saying, hey, can you pee on me?
I just don't know what else I would say if I was not always saying, hey, can you pee on me?
Oh, like you're trying to find a way to like say it in public so that you're like, hey, later when we get home.
Oh, like you're trying to find a way to like say it in public so that you're like, hey, later when we get home.
Can you fill up my Brita? Yeah.
Can you fill up my Brita? Yeah.
Too far. I don't like them.
Too far. I don't like them.
Oh, is this your game show?
Oh, is this your game show?
Oh, sorry. Was it Hilary Duff?
Oh, sorry. Was it Hilary Duff?
Thank you so much for having me. Thank you so much for having me.
Thank you so much for having me. Thank you so much for having me.
I'm Lisa Gilroy. I am a dental hygienist. And I'm from Toronto, Ontario. I didn't say my name.
I'm Lisa Gilroy. I am a dental hygienist. And I'm from Toronto, Ontario. I didn't say my name.
I would like to double roll and big guess them. Double roll, big guess them. Oh, shit. Okay. I'm sorry for swearing. Bing, bing, bing.
I would like to double roll and big guess them. Double roll, big guess them. Oh, shit. Okay. I'm sorry for swearing. Bing, bing, bing.
I'd like to double or nothing my P-Stack.
I'd like to double or nothing my P-Stack.
I was thinking, well, maybe he didn't know. Well, I was thinking.
I was thinking, well, maybe he didn't know. Well, I was thinking.
I think at this point, Andrew, it's all or nothing. Fill up that printer.
I think at this point, Andrew, it's all or nothing. Fill up that printer.
I was trying to think of something genuine.
I was trying to think of something genuine.
My grandpa? Yeah. Yeah, I guess he used to say, weasels are for tits and hoes are for bitches.
My grandpa? Yeah. Yeah, I guess he used to say, weasels are for tits and hoes are for bitches.
He said, I'm sorry about your show. That's nice.
He said, I'm sorry about your show. That's nice.
The Duffster. The Duffster did. Like me.
The Duffster. The Duffster did. Like me.
But now do it with his teeth in.
But now do it with his teeth in.
Wait, he had those dentures that make you speak English?
Wait, he had those dentures that make you speak English?
I don't doubt that. Why did his dentures make him switch languages, though, is what I was asking. And that's the thing.
I don't doubt that. Why did his dentures make him switch languages, though, is what I was asking. And that's the thing.
No, genuinely, what's penis?
No, genuinely, what's penis?
No, like what's the word mean?
No, like what's the word mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My bogey's back and you're gonna get in trouble. No. Hey now, hey now, my bogey's back.
My bogey's back and you're gonna get in trouble. No. Hey now, hey now, my bogey's back.
Are you guys feeling the puns that are flying around in the air?
Are you guys feeling the puns that are flying around in the air?
Castle Barbecue. I used to live right by there. It's not good. I like it.
Castle Barbecue. I used to live right by there. It's not good. I like it.
You never met him, Bobby.
You never met him, Bobby.
Oh, okay. You hate husbands. Yeah. Well, if mother's against drunk driving, Bobby's against good husbands.
Oh, okay. You hate husbands. Yeah. Well, if mother's against drunk driving, Bobby's against good husbands.
You said he paused and said, sorry about your show. And then you said he paused and said, sorry, dog, that your show got canceled.
You said he paused and said, sorry about your show. And then you said he paused and said, sorry, dog, that your show got canceled.
Okay, don't tell us what it means. Just use it in a sentence where all the other words are English.
Okay, don't tell us what it means. Just use it in a sentence where all the other words are English.
I'm afraid to say it.
I'm afraid to say it.
Okay, I'm going to guess it's the mortgage rates. It means mortgage rates.
Okay, I'm going to guess it's the mortgage rates. It means mortgage rates.
Wait, why would that have any effect on the housing market?
Wait, why would that have any effect on the housing market?
Wait, is this a new word?
Wait, is this a new word?
No, don't do that. Yeah, I want to see the first one. Literally don't. She's vulnerable.
No, don't do that. Yeah, I want to see the first one. Literally don't. She's vulnerable.
Wait, what's Mad TV?
Wait, what's Mad TV?
We're seeing so many animal things. It's kind of like the chemistry in here is electric. Are you guys feeling that? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're seeing so many animal things. It's kind of like the chemistry in here is electric. Are you guys feeling that? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's gross. Go to the first one.
That's gross. Go to the first one.
Look what I'm doing.
Look what I'm doing.
I'll press it. Do it.
I'll press it. Do it.
I'm sure he does, fucking son of a pig.
I'm sure he does, fucking son of a pig.
We're having so much fun already.
We're having so much fun already.
Yeah. Oh, whoa, really? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, whoa, really? Yeah, yeah.
That was a shoot for a magazine.
That was a shoot for a magazine.
It was like a- Bedfartgirl? Yeah, bedfartgirl.com.
It was like a- Bedfartgirl? Yeah, bedfartgirl.com.
Well, you still have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm wearing red socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see them on the camera? Yeah, a little bit.
Well, you still have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm wearing red socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see them on the camera? Yeah, a little bit.
I'm sure you're a subscriber.
I'm sure you're a subscriber.
If someone takes weird pictures of you, they'll put them in a magazine. That's how it works.
If someone takes weird pictures of you, they'll put them in a magazine. That's how it works.
Bobby, stand up right now and flash me your tits and I'll take a picture and I guarantee you that same magazine will buy it. Go on.
Bobby, stand up right now and flash me your tits and I'll take a picture and I guarantee you that same magazine will buy it. Go on.
Wait, it was already Googled so much. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Wait, it was already Googled so much. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Belly button, too deep.
Belly button, too deep.
Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Way too deep. I could get lost in there.
Way too deep. I could get lost in there.
Bobby Lee gets HIV wish. Is that what that says?
Bobby Lee gets HIV wish. Is that what that says?
Oh, I couldn't see because it was covered by your bracelet.
Oh, I couldn't see because it was covered by your bracelet.
Mine's so deep it goes out the back.
Mine's so deep it goes out the back.
I'm just kidding, Bobby. Bobby, Bobby, look at me. Bobby.
I'm just kidding, Bobby. Bobby, Bobby, look at me. Bobby.
And it's giving me spina bifida.
And it's giving me spina bifida.
You think there's big famous people that I'll guess though?
You think there's big famous people that I'll guess though?
How come he doesn't invite you, Bobby?
How come he doesn't invite you, Bobby?
You know, the Menendez brothers did that.
You know, the Menendez brothers did that.
And they were on basketball cards.
And they were on basketball cards.
How come you don't hang out with the star-studded crew?
How come you don't hang out with the star-studded crew?
I'm trying to tell you you're sorry, brother.
I'm trying to tell you you're sorry, brother.
I got to go. I got to show.
I got to go. I got to show.
I literally got to do my set.
I literally got to do my set.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
It stands for a cat way.
It stands for a cat way.
Wow. Sounds for cat way.
Wow. Sounds for cat way.
Bobby. I don't understand. Bobby, look at me. I don't understand this game.
Bobby. I don't understand. Bobby, look at me. I don't understand this game.
The improv. What's cat way? I don't know. About six pounds. Fuck you guys.
The improv. What's cat way? I don't know. About six pounds. Fuck you guys.
Oh, it smells like up dog in here. Bobby.
Oh, it smells like up dog in here. Bobby.
So is dirt in there from you were flopping around in the mud?
So is dirt in there from you were flopping around in the mud?
Yeah, but what would get in there? What dirt has access to your belly?
Yeah, but what would get in there? What dirt has access to your belly?
I do, but I usually have a t-shirt on.
I do, but I usually have a t-shirt on.
And you get dirt and debris in there.
And you get dirt and debris in there.
And the pod is the dick and the balls are inside? You got it. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm scared for you. Yeah, anyway. You need to go to animal hospital.
And the pod is the dick and the balls are inside? You got it. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm scared for you. Yeah, anyway. You need to go to animal hospital.
Sorry, I'm the fucking idiot.
Sorry, I'm the fucking idiot.
Yeah, thanks. I'll try again later.
Yeah, thanks. I'll try again later.
The purple color is probably coming from blood inside your body, which is normal, right?
The purple color is probably coming from blood inside your body, which is normal, right?
It shouldn't look like that. You know if you like squeeze your fingertip and it turns purple?
It shouldn't look like that. You know if you like squeeze your fingertip and it turns purple?
That's so nice, Bobby. I'm enamored by you. Okay.
That's so nice, Bobby. I'm enamored by you. Okay.
That's ringworm, bro. You gotta get to animal hospital.
That's ringworm, bro. You gotta get to animal hospital.
Oh, fuck. Who fucking cares about that show?
Oh, fuck. Who fucking cares about that show?
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Oh, yeah. But that's not, I'm not, that's not right now. I mean, I didn't, that's on the.
Oh, yeah. But that's not, I'm not, that's not right now. I mean, I didn't, that's on the.
You're a series regular. So when you're streaming, you're just on something forever. So if Jennifer Aniston was here, you'd be like, you're on a show right now, right? Friends.
You're a series regular. So when you're streaming, you're just on something forever. So if Jennifer Aniston was here, you'd be like, you're on a show right now, right? Friends.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
No, you got it right. It was beautiful. Okay. I can't believe you make your guests sit in this chair full of farts.
No, you got it right. It was beautiful. Okay. I can't believe you make your guests sit in this chair full of farts.
It's on Hulu, which means it's going to be there for a long time.
It's on Hulu, which means it's going to be there for a long time.
Oh, okay. I didn't know.
Oh, okay. I didn't know.
Yeah, well, I think it's done. I think it's a limited series, so it's over.
Yeah, well, I think it's done. I think it's a limited series, so it's over.
Feels like I got fired, dude.
Feels like I got fired, dude.
You're having an animated show?
You're having an animated show?
Please. All right, you're in. Or should I say please? Or should I say please? Please. Wow. Not the last one.
Please. All right, you're in. Or should I say please? Or should I say please? Please. Wow. Not the last one.
Oh, I love that one. Okay.
Oh, I love that one. Okay.
Yeah, what character can that be? She's a lady who is a mailman.
Yeah, what character can that be? She's a lady who is a mailman.
I've been on the road before.
I've been on the road before.
No, I'm just kidding. I was saying, like, I've been on the road, like, in a car. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't, like, tour doing stand-up. I just do sometimes stand-up around here in the little different theaters, like UCB and Largo and Dynasty and stuff.
No, I'm just kidding. I was saying, like, I've been on the road, like, in a car. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't, like, tour doing stand-up. I just do sometimes stand-up around here in the little different theaters, like UCB and Largo and Dynasty and stuff.
Did you fill it up with farts?
Did you fill it up with farts?
I want to do Love is Blind with your audience, and I want to do it in this voice, and I want to be in a garbage bag the whole time with a microphone.
I want to do Love is Blind with your audience, and I want to do it in this voice, and I want to be in a garbage bag the whole time with a microphone.
No, as a kid, I was an accountant. I was very serious.
No, as a kid, I was an accountant. I was very serious.
Aw, that's such a sweet little thing to say. When did what blossom?
Aw, that's such a sweet little thing to say. When did what blossom?
That was such an impact on me. I collected hats like how she had those hats.
That was such an impact on me. I collected hats like how she had those hats.
Does it get refilled all the time? Because it's pretty firm.
Does it get refilled all the time? Because it's pretty firm.
Yeah. What's her name again? Blossom.
Yeah. What's her name again? Blossom.
Yes, yes. Isn't that so cool to think? It's pronounced NASA, by the way.
Yes, yes. Isn't that so cool to think? It's pronounced NASA, by the way.
Yeah. Yeah. She really is. She's a neuroscientist.
Yeah. Yeah. She really is. She's a neuroscientist.
Can you believe that? You know what's so funny? We don't even know what that means. STEM, science, technology, engineering, and math.
Can you believe that? You know what's so funny? We don't even know what that means. STEM, science, technology, engineering, and math.
When did your comedy instinct arrive?
When did your comedy instinct arrive?
Well, I want to know.
Well, I want to know.
See, that's interesting because you technically won the jinx battle, but because I said something bad, you thought you lost it.
See, that's interesting because you technically won the jinx battle, but because I said something bad, you thought you lost it.
It's okay. I had a chair like this in my room when I was a little girl. When I was a little girl. And now you're a big girl. Now I'm actually pretty big.
It's okay. I had a chair like this in my room when I was a little girl. When I was a little girl. And now you're a big girl. Now I'm actually pretty big.
Yeah, you have to remember.
Yeah, you have to remember.
Are those my options from where I get to be from?
Are those my options from where I get to be from?
I'm from Edmonton, Alberta.
I'm from Edmonton, Alberta.
My dad is an oil monster. Lisa, when are you going to come back and visit me? Exactly. I'm slamming the door. Dad, I'm locking it. He just goes... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My dad is an oil monster. Lisa, when are you going to come back and visit me? Exactly. I'm slamming the door. Dad, I'm locking it. He just goes... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was Canadian. That's Canadian. And you're wearing a toque as well, which is good.
Yeah, that was Canadian. That's Canadian. And you're wearing a toque as well, which is good.
Toque is an infinitely better word than beanie. Toque you. Toque you.
Toque is an infinitely better word than beanie. Toque you. Toque you.
You like that? Yeah. Yeah.
You like that? Yeah. Yeah.
And we're back to Manzoukas.
And we're back to Manzoukas.
Started in Edmonton. I was doing improv there.
Started in Edmonton. I was doing improv there.
And I was a drama teacher.
And I was a drama teacher.
Sure, give me a suggestion.
Sure, give me a suggestion.
Except for these two. Pick me home, mommy. Yeah. Do you want them? I actually feel a little like, yeah, you guys are two little rascals. It's like I've spent time with each of you individually and now you're together and you might gang up on me, but I don't sense it happening. I think I could kind of create a wedge in between. Can I say something?
Except for these two. Pick me home, mommy. Yeah. Do you want them? I actually feel a little like, yeah, you guys are two little rascals. It's like I've spent time with each of you individually and now you're together and you might gang up on me, but I don't sense it happening. I think I could kind of create a wedge in between. Can I say something?
Oh, wow, it's a picture pie.
Oh, wow, it's a picture pie.
First of all, I didn't say that to you.
First of all, I didn't say that to you.
hell yeah yeah dude you're too motherfucker well now me and megan are gonna gang up on you guys right megan she's so skinny she's invisible but she's she's hot as hell and she's a neuroscientist wow and megan and i are sisters and she um oh what girl you're crazy what did she say what did she say She said she has a crush on one of you and she's not going to say who.
hell yeah yeah dude you're too motherfucker well now me and megan are gonna gang up on you guys right megan she's so skinny she's invisible but she's she's hot as hell and she's a neuroscientist wow and megan and i are sisters and she um oh what girl you're crazy what did she say what did she say She said she has a crush on one of you and she's not going to say who.
Megan told me not. I don't want to.
Megan told me not. I don't want to.
Let me ask her. You can't say that.
Move on. That's actually exactly what she said. I know. Do you guys have some sort of horn sound or something you can play?
That's right, welcome everyone to the Friendship Championships. Today I have Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, and we are going to absolutely test them on years of friendship. Now, I've spoken to the boys ahead of time, and I've gotten their answers to these questions. It's a bit of a newlywed game, all right? First question is for you, Bobby.
Andrew once described your head as looking like what? A, a dead kid's head. Yeah. B, a toilet covered in piss.
It's oval. This question is for Santino.
Now, Bobby once described your head as a A, penis, B, a boil, or C, a woman's head.
I'll give you a character. Yeah, yeah. One of the cars from Cars, but it's broken and it's a bus, but it's a little tiny bus that only a shrimp can see.
And for the final round. Final round. Final round. Woo! Wow. Exactly. Okay. This question is for Bobby. If Santino grew up with you and was a little boy with you when you were both growing up as little boys, what would he do every day? This is an open-ended question.
Let's take a look at the board.
Hear him out. Hear him out.
They're all over the place.
You could just make that, right?
Santino, this one's for Bobby, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Santino, look at me. You can have a turn next. Sorry. Vroom, vroom. That's really good. Pretty good? Yeah.
I love that. I always wanted a brother. Yeah, yeah. You know what I would do with you, Bobby?
I would get a soccer ball and I would knock on your door and ask you if you wanted to kick it around in the backyard.
And then I'd say, I'm getting bullied at school. And you're the only one I trust. Thanks for spending this time with me.
Oh, God. Bobby, this is my teacher, Mr. McKesson.
Okay. Yours is, okay, okay, okay. Okay. A guy who's like middle-aged, who's a podcaster who lives in LA.
I didn't have that experience because-
Mr. Babin was mine, yeah.
Yeah, that's so true. Mr. Batman, on the last day of school, he gave me a Blues Brothers poster because I was really into the Blues Brothers.
And I was so excited. It was like at the beginning of the last class. And he was like, you know, you're a crazy kid. Here's a poster. And then by the end of class, he was like, I got to take that poster away from you because you're talking so much. It became a punishment immediately. Couldn't even be a nice gift.
Yeah, I was really into them when I was...
Animal Hospital the movie?
Oh, I didn't know that. The other Belushi?
Oh, yeah. John Belushi's brother. Yeah.
I just didn't realize that I guess he could sing as well as John.
I love you, too. Are you okay? Did you have a grumpy day?
You haven't been sleeping.
Oh, that's funny. Okay, if you do that character, you do the character that's like the sidekick of the podcaster.
Does your dad listen?
And let's say, wait, wait, I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out. So like, let's say you're kind of mean and you're kind of stupid. Okay, go.
You think your dad's haunting you for real? Do you think your dad's haunting you?
And it's possessing your balls and that's what made them all.
I'd love to hear it.
I don't really think so.
I didn't. What happened? I heard a little girl's voice once in my house. But that's it.
That's it? That's all that happened? No, there was something else happening.
It said, one day in the future, you are going to go on a podcast with two guys and you have to kill them and slit their throats before they get in their car to get in the parking lot. And if you don't, you will never be avenged. You will never survive the curse.
you're not sleeping bud?
Oh, because you'd be going out on a high note?
Kill us both. I'm going to kill you guys both. But first, I'm going to take you. Okay, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to give you all the chocolate you ever wanted to eat. I'm going to take you to a beach where you can run around and go crazy. Come on. I'm going to let you eat grapes, cheese, all the stuff that you weren't allowed to eat before. Grapes and cheese? Both?
Yeah, I'm going to let you up on the couch. Not even with the blanket there. You can just come right up. Shoes on? Snuggle with me. Shoes on. I'll give you belly rubs.
It's so interesting. You have two belly buttons and one ball.
Do you have an Audi? No, I have a Bronco.
Why do I feel like only eight-year-old boys have Audis?
Oh, no, that's an Iny Audi. That's an Iny Audi. Like Severance.
Can't get enough of this stuff.
Oh, I watched the series of that, Apple Cider Vinegar.
I loved it, but I haven't seen what you've seen and you haven't seen what I've seen. Do you want to run at each other full speed?
And spleen cancer and blood cancer and brain cancer. Yeah.
And I saw the like... Show on Netflix. Yeah, the show based on it.
What are you talking about?
Oh, the Mendez Brothers. Yeah. They killed their parents. The show was pretty good.
It was called Menonsters, I think.
The Vendetta Brothers.
At the time, I didn't. I had brain cancer.
Those are my medical records and their personal and private data.
Oh, I guess just right now I do ASCAT and Dinosaur.
Are those not the two most embarrassing names of things you've ever heard? Yeah. I just heard them for the first time.
No, I said not a band. I said for a baby girl. Like, hey, I'm charity.
You started to do Ocean Avenue?
I'm going to tell you something though, Teeny Teeners.
I think what she has is worse than brain cancer. Because if you're sick enough to lie about having brain cancer, you've got another kind of illness that's maybe even more serious than brain cancer.
Something like that.
Not really. I feel like that's for little boys in the 1940s. No, we did it. You did it. Hey, I put a playing card in the spoke of my bicycle for a little bit of fun. Was that you?
Paul Scheer, Rob Hubel, Rob... Stop. Enough said.
I can't. Oh, my God. I don't think.
How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. I don't know.
Jason Manzoukas, yeah.
No, our show is monthly at the Largo.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Is that the same monkey from Friends? Fuck you. Marcel?
Is that the same monkey from Friends? It is. Is it actually?
Tyler Labine, he just said.
This sucks already. It's way too loud in my headphones. I don't know who your last psychotic guest was, but.
I don't know. I was thinking because it's animal practice.
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Okay, but what really happened? You took the bus to the restaurant. What happened?
Piece it together. You remember.
andrew andrew yeah where'd you go i asked you about the date and you just like got really quiet and you like looked into the distance what do you mean i've been uh you were just staring there oh yeah take a minute really take a minute for a second so he experienced trauma and sometimes he goes in these oh yeah these takes you know he's you know zones out you don't have to call it out okay sorry i i just didn't know you know i could call you out about some things okay i wouldn't ever do i wasn't malicious intended i was just trying to make sure that he was okay okay
So do you want to tell us about the big date that you want to talk about?
I like a sweet date. I like peanut butter chocolate date.
Yeah, it's in a lot of things.
Wait, you wrote a movie for the gang to star in?
No. Liar. A few production companies would be pretty mad to hear me say that. Hey, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a few girls would be mad to hear me say that.
Like I was saying, because I think Mitch Hedberg had said something kind of like a joke like that that I... We got it on the first time.
I don't have a husband, but I know a guy that'd be pretty mad if he heard me say that.
Well, I'm developing stuff. I'm always developing stuff.
You were making a game show? That's fun.
Is that true? What would it be like?
Oh, so it's only like one person competing against one person?
I can't you Dax Flame Quinta Brunson Quinta Brunson yeah yeah you and Quinta Brunson what's wrong with that is she you guys are being mean to me what the what the what the what the fuck are you saying she's so famous you know what dude you have to pair me up with like you're Lisa Gilroy the mail carrier what an oil dad yeah Lisa you were I heard you've won for regular folks I can be on it shut up that's so annoying fuck you dude you're a star what's the premise of the show I'm gonna fart in the mic thank you
Bobby, why didn't you just fund it? I don't believe in the project. I don't believe in the project.
Now that was ass cat.
Okay, now Santino and I are going to have a competition. Up dog. You can best replicate that. And Bobby, you can judge.
You get to be the little king, okay?
Okay, now listen to Santino to replicate it and then listen to me.
Okay, listen. Yeah, close your eyes. Yeah, and actually, you shouldn't even know who's going first. Yeah, perfect.
I don't know how you managed to put your own voice into a fart.
I'm going to put my own voice into a fart now.
Well, why were you going to star in it then?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If a guy farted into a microphone?
I don't think there was ever any farting on dates, really.
Because I think, yeah, of course.
Of course. I think it's criminally insane if people don't fart in front of their partners. Interesting. Is that you guys?
But do you, I know you're farting in front of girlfriends past, right?
You know when a ghost of girlfriends past comes to show you how you spent Christmas and wants to teach you a lesson?
That's crazy. That's kind of like a blood oath, but different. Santiners, are you farting in front of your bride?
love and longer lasting relationships look at that couples who fart together farting in front of a partner indicates strong bond sign of trust honesty and respect okay alright everybody get in here we're making the new campaign for farting in front of your partner one of the slogans that I came up with today was the more fart the more heart I'd love to hear from you guys go ahead Bob
Okay. I'm writing that down. That's awesome. Another one I have is Tutute is cute.
Santino, anything over there?
Bobby, I'm loving the stuff that you're coming through.
Plop, plop, the love don't stop.
Yeah. My wife is cute.
I just don't know what else I would say if I was not always saying, hey, can you pee on me?
Oh, like you're trying to find a way to like say it in public so that you're like, hey, later when we get home.
Can you fill up my Brita? Yeah.
Too far. I don't like them.
Oh, is this your game show?
Oh, sorry. Was it Hilary Duff?
Thank you so much for having me. Thank you so much for having me.
I'm Lisa Gilroy. I am a dental hygienist. And I'm from Toronto, Ontario. I didn't say my name.
I would like to double roll and big guess them. Double roll, big guess them. Oh, shit. Okay. I'm sorry for swearing. Bing, bing, bing.
I'd like to double or nothing my P-Stack.
I was thinking, well, maybe he didn't know. Well, I was thinking.
I think at this point, Andrew, it's all or nothing. Fill up that printer.
I was trying to think of something genuine.
My grandpa? Yeah. Yeah, I guess he used to say, weasels are for tits and hoes are for bitches.
He said, I'm sorry about your show. That's nice.
The Duffster. The Duffster did. Like me.
But now do it with his teeth in.
Wait, he had those dentures that make you speak English?
I don't doubt that. Why did his dentures make him switch languages, though, is what I was asking. And that's the thing.
No, genuinely, what's penis?
No, like what's the word mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My bogey's back and you're gonna get in trouble. No. Hey now, hey now, my bogey's back.
Are you guys feeling the puns that are flying around in the air?
Castle Barbecue. I used to live right by there. It's not good. I like it.
You never met him, Bobby.
Oh, okay. You hate husbands. Yeah. Well, if mother's against drunk driving, Bobby's against good husbands.
You said he paused and said, sorry about your show. And then you said he paused and said, sorry, dog, that your show got canceled.
Okay, don't tell us what it means. Just use it in a sentence where all the other words are English.
I'm afraid to say it.
Okay, I'm going to guess it's the mortgage rates. It means mortgage rates.
Wait, why would that have any effect on the housing market?
Wait, is this a new word?
No, don't do that. Yeah, I want to see the first one. Literally don't. She's vulnerable.
Wait, what's Mad TV?
We're seeing so many animal things. It's kind of like the chemistry in here is electric. Are you guys feeling that? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's gross. Go to the first one.
Look what I'm doing.
I'll press it. Do it.
I'm sure he does, fucking son of a pig.
We're having so much fun already.
Yeah. Oh, whoa, really? Yeah, yeah.
That was a shoot for a magazine.
It was like a- Bedfartgirl? Yeah, bedfartgirl.com.
Well, you still have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm wearing red socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see them on the camera? Yeah, a little bit.
I'm sure you're a subscriber.
If someone takes weird pictures of you, they'll put them in a magazine. That's how it works.
Bobby, stand up right now and flash me your tits and I'll take a picture and I guarantee you that same magazine will buy it. Go on.
Wait, it was already Googled so much. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Belly button, too deep.
Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine. Magazine.
Way too deep. I could get lost in there.
Bobby Lee gets HIV wish. Is that what that says?
Oh, I couldn't see because it was covered by your bracelet.
Mine's so deep it goes out the back.
I'm just kidding, Bobby. Bobby, Bobby, look at me. Bobby.
And it's giving me spina bifida.
You think there's big famous people that I'll guess though?
How come he doesn't invite you, Bobby?
You know, the Menendez brothers did that.
And they were on basketball cards.
How come you don't hang out with the star-studded crew?
I'm trying to tell you you're sorry, brother.
I got to go. I got to show.
I literally got to do my set.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
It stands for a cat way.
Wow. Sounds for cat way.
Bobby. I don't understand. Bobby, look at me. I don't understand this game.
The improv. What's cat way? I don't know. About six pounds. Fuck you guys.
Oh, it smells like up dog in here. Bobby.
So is dirt in there from you were flopping around in the mud?
Yeah, but what would get in there? What dirt has access to your belly?
I do, but I usually have a t-shirt on.
And you get dirt and debris in there.
And the pod is the dick and the balls are inside? You got it. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm scared for you. Yeah, anyway. You need to go to animal hospital.
Sorry, I'm the fucking idiot.
Yeah, thanks. I'll try again later.
The purple color is probably coming from blood inside your body, which is normal, right?
It shouldn't look like that. You know if you like squeeze your fingertip and it turns purple?
That's so nice, Bobby. I'm enamored by you. Okay.
That's ringworm, bro. You gotta get to animal hospital.
Oh, fuck. Who fucking cares about that show?
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Oh, yeah. But that's not, I'm not, that's not right now. I mean, I didn't, that's on the.
You're a series regular. So when you're streaming, you're just on something forever. So if Jennifer Aniston was here, you'd be like, you're on a show right now, right? Friends.
What are you talking about?
No, you got it right. It was beautiful. Okay. I can't believe you make your guests sit in this chair full of farts.
It's on Hulu, which means it's going to be there for a long time.
Oh, okay. I didn't know.
Yeah, well, I think it's done. I think it's a limited series, so it's over.
Feels like I got fired, dude.
You're having an animated show?
Please. All right, you're in. Or should I say please? Or should I say please? Please. Wow. Not the last one.
Oh, I love that one. Okay.
Yeah, what character can that be? She's a lady who is a mailman.
I've been on the road before.
No, I'm just kidding. I was saying, like, I've been on the road, like, in a car. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't, like, tour doing stand-up. I just do sometimes stand-up around here in the little different theaters, like UCB and Largo and Dynasty and stuff.
Did you fill it up with farts?
I want to do Love is Blind with your audience, and I want to do it in this voice, and I want to be in a garbage bag the whole time with a microphone.
No, as a kid, I was an accountant. I was very serious.
Aw, that's such a sweet little thing to say. When did what blossom?
That was such an impact on me. I collected hats like how she had those hats.
Does it get refilled all the time? Because it's pretty firm.
Yeah. What's her name again? Blossom.
Yes, yes. Isn't that so cool to think? It's pronounced NASA, by the way.
Yeah. Yeah. She really is. She's a neuroscientist.
Can you believe that? You know what's so funny? We don't even know what that means. STEM, science, technology, engineering, and math.
When did your comedy instinct arrive?
Well, I want to know.
See, that's interesting because you technically won the jinx battle, but because I said something bad, you thought you lost it.
It's okay. I had a chair like this in my room when I was a little girl. When I was a little girl. And now you're a big girl. Now I'm actually pretty big.
Yeah, you have to remember.
Are those my options from where I get to be from?
I'm from Edmonton, Alberta.
My dad is an oil monster. Lisa, when are you going to come back and visit me? Exactly. I'm slamming the door. Dad, I'm locking it. He just goes... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was Canadian. That's Canadian. And you're wearing a toque as well, which is good.
Toque is an infinitely better word than beanie. Toque you. Toque you.
You like that? Yeah. Yeah.
And we're back to Manzoukas.
Started in Edmonton. I was doing improv there.
And I was a drama teacher.
Sure, give me a suggestion.
Except for these two. Pick me home, mommy. Yeah. Do you want them? I actually feel a little like, yeah, you guys are two little rascals. It's like I've spent time with each of you individually and now you're together and you might gang up on me, but I don't sense it happening. I think I could kind of create a wedge in between. Can I say something?
Oh, wow, it's a picture pie.
First of all, I didn't say that to you.
hell yeah yeah dude you're too motherfucker well now me and megan are gonna gang up on you guys right megan she's so skinny she's invisible but she's she's hot as hell and she's a neuroscientist wow and megan and i are sisters and she um oh what girl you're crazy what did she say what did she say She said she has a crush on one of you and she's not going to say who.
Megan told me not. I don't want to.