More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy

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What are the funniest moments with Jack Black?

Narrator 0:00
You two are bad friends.
Fancy 0:01
Who are these two idiots?
Narrator 0:03
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Bobby Lee 0:11
I forgot that part. Did it start? Yes.
This sucks already. It's way too loud in my headphones. I don't know who your last psychotic guest was, but.
Fancy 0:34
Yeah, yeah. Don't take shots at previous guests.
Oh, sorry. Was it Hilary Duff?
Bobby Lee 0:37
It was. Yeah, yeah. It was Hilary Duff.
The Duffster. The Duffster did. Like me.
Bobby Lee 0:41
Yeah. It happened. What is your name?
Narrator 0:44
Lisa.
Bobby Lee 0:46
Gilroy. Clap around. Clap the hands of the Lisa. You're so talented. I'm enamored by you.
You're what?
Bobby Lee 0:56
Enamored? Is that the right word?
That's so nice, Bobby. I'm enamored by you. Okay.
Bobby Lee 1:00
Good word. Did I get that word wrong?
No, you got it right. It was beautiful. Okay. I can't believe you make your guests sit in this chair full of farts.
Bobby Lee 1:06
Jack Black sat on that.
Did you fill it up with farts?
Bobby Lee 1:10
We did. Yeah, yeah. Jack Black. Yeah. Jack Black farts, which are magical farts.
Does it get refilled all the time? Because it's pretty firm.
Fancy 1:16
Yeah. Never been refilled. We filled it up one time.
Really?
Fancy 1:18
Yeah. Is it not comfortable?
It's okay. I had a chair like this in my room when I was a little girl. When I was a little girl. And now you're a big girl. Now I'm actually pretty big.
Bobby Lee 1:28
Oh, I like that character. Can you make up a character on the spot? Is that how talented you are?
Sure, give me a suggestion.
Bobby Lee 1:32
A baker in the 1950s.
Oh, wow, it's a picture pie.
Bobby Lee 1:37
Wow, did you see that, dude? Pretty good. Yeah, we should call Pixar or something. Yeah, call Pixar. Yeah. Do you have... What? Give me a character.
Guest Speaker 1:48
Can you call Pixar? Pixar?
Bobby Lee 1:49
Yeah, I can call Pixar.
Guest Speaker 1:50
Really?
I'll give you a character. Yeah, yeah. One of the cars from Cars, but it's broken and it's a bus, but it's a little tiny bus that only a shrimp can see.
Unidentified 2:01
Okay, all right, guys.
Santino, this one's for Bobby, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Santino, look at me. You can have a turn next. Sorry. Vroom, vroom. That's really good. Pretty good? Yeah.
Bobby Lee 2:18
Give Andrew one. He's so good at this.
Okay. Yours is, okay, okay, okay. Okay. A guy who's like middle-aged, who's a podcaster who lives in LA.
Andrew Santino 2:28
Okay. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Back to the show. That's awesome. Yeah, it's so good.
Narrator 2:36
Awesome. Hey, hey.
Fancy 2:38
Are those tongues out?
Narrator 2:39
Yeah, yeah. I'm a sidekick.
Fancy 2:42
Can I add on to it or not?
Bobby Lee 2:43
I'm so sorry. No, no, no, go ahead.
Oh, that's funny. Okay, if you do that character, you do the character that's like the sidekick of the podcaster.
Bobby Lee 2:50
Okay, go ahead.
And let's say, wait, wait, I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out. So like, let's say you're kind of mean and you're kind of stupid. Okay, go.
Andrew Santino 2:57
Yeah. Welcome back to our show, idiot guest.
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 3:05
And we had a guest?
Narrator 3:07
Yeah, perfect.
Bobby Lee 3:09
Perfect, right?
That's so awesome.
Bobby Lee 3:10
He's confused. He didn't even know that there was a guy.
Yeah, I got that.
Bobby Lee 3:13
I thought you did a really good job.
Guest Speaker 3:15
Lisa, what company are you in again?
Bobby Lee 3:17
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Bobby Lee 3:19
What improv troupe are you in?
Oh, I guess just right now I do ASCAT and Dinosaur.
Guest Speaker 3:25
ASCAT and Dinosaur, both UCB?
Are those not the two most embarrassing names of things you've ever heard? Yeah. I just heard them for the first time.
Bobby Lee 3:31
Who's in Dinosaur?
Paul Scheer, Rob Hubel, Rob... Stop. Enough said.
Bobby Lee 3:36
Enough said. What do you like them?
What am I like them?
Bobby Lee 3:39
Do you like them?
Yeah, I love them.
Bobby Lee 3:40
Jason Manzoukas?
Jason Manzoukas, yeah.
Bobby Lee 3:42
So talented. Can I tell you... Is this UCB? Am I wrong? It is UCB.
No, our show is monthly at the Largo.
Bobby Lee 3:49
Largo. Can I tell you a compliment about Jason Manzoukas? Sure. I was on a sitcom called Animal Practice.
Guest Speaker 3:55
It's so good. Have you seen it? Shut the fuck up.
Bobby Lee 3:58
Why do I bring up Mixology? I wish you would. It was my favorite show that I ever did. Yeah. There he is. It was a sitcom on NBC called, and the star was the monkey. He's on the right.
Is that the same monkey from Friends? Fuck you. Marcel?
Bobby Lee 4:12
What?
Is that the same monkey from Friends? It is. Is it actually?
Bobby Lee 4:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so look at the poster, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tyler Labine, Betsy Sedaro.
Oh, I love Betsy.

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