Podcast Appearances
Oh, here we go. Slow down. I'm not. Doesn't bother me. This is what married people do. They just cleared it. They're all good. Well, people say that. They're like, why are you talking about sex? And I was like, God invented that. He's the architect.
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And to feel the earth. Yeah, that's how we all got here. I mean, every one of us got here. I think everyone needs that reminder. Make a public service announcement. What I was going to say, I'll tell you a fascinating story about my childhood. This popped into my head. Because I feel like I'm around people who are shrinking. Yeah. Is this a segue?
And to feel the earth. Yeah, that's how we all got here. I mean, every one of us got here. I think everyone needs that reminder. Make a public service announcement. What I was going to say, I'll tell you a fascinating story about my childhood. This popped into my head. Because I feel like I'm around people who are shrinking. Yeah. Is this a segue?
And to feel the earth. Yeah, that's how we all got here. I mean, every one of us got here. I think everyone needs that reminder. Make a public service announcement. What I was going to say, I'll tell you a fascinating story about my childhood. This popped into my head. Because I feel like I'm around people who are shrinking. Yeah. Is this a segue?
The last time I was conned, I was nine years old.
The last time I was conned, I was nine years old.
The last time I was conned, I was nine years old.
I bet you've probably been conned since then. Hear the story. Last time that I knowingly was conned. There you go. Back in those days, we used to get mail that had all these ads and all. And so, you know, I'm living out in the middle of the woods with my parents trying to find themselves. And so I saw this ad on the back, and it was shrinking powder.
I bet you've probably been conned since then. Hear the story. Last time that I knowingly was conned. There you go. Back in those days, we used to get mail that had all these ads and all. And so, you know, I'm living out in the middle of the woods with my parents trying to find themselves. And so I saw this ad on the back, and it was shrinking powder.
I bet you've probably been conned since then. Hear the story. Last time that I knowingly was conned. There you go. Back in those days, we used to get mail that had all these ads and all. And so, you know, I'm living out in the middle of the woods with my parents trying to find themselves. And so I saw this ad on the back, and it was shrinking powder.
And the picture of it was a boy walking down the street, and he had his parents and his dog in his pocket. And I thought, wow. Wow. So I saved up $9.95 and ordered a can of that shrinking powder. But the image was you can make everyone smaller. I just thought, boy, this. Were you going to shrink mom and dad in the dark? I was shrinking everybody. But you know what? It never came. It never came?
And the picture of it was a boy walking down the street, and he had his parents and his dog in his pocket. And I thought, wow. Wow. So I saved up $9.95 and ordered a can of that shrinking powder. But the image was you can make everyone smaller. I just thought, boy, this. Were you going to shrink mom and dad in the dark? I was shrinking everybody. But you know what? It never came. It never came?
And the picture of it was a boy walking down the street, and he had his parents and his dog in his pocket. And I thought, wow. Wow. So I saved up $9.95 and ordered a can of that shrinking powder. But the image was you can make everyone smaller. I just thought, boy, this. Were you going to shrink mom and dad in the dark? I was shrinking everybody. But you know what? It never came. It never came?
It never came. I sent $9.95 plus shipping.
It never came. I sent $9.95 plus shipping.
It never came. I sent $9.95 plus shipping.
I don't remember. Well, he had to. He was nine years old. He didn't have a check.