Liz Feldman

So I feel, okay. I hope. Okay.

So I feel, okay. I hope. Okay.

It's a big moment.

It's a big moment.

I don't know if I'm ready.

I don't know if I'm ready.

I don't think so, honey. The Pete's coffee shop moving in across the street from the fancy Starbucks, which is next to the blue bottle, which is literally also across the street from a coffee bean in my neighborhood. Yes, there is an empty, beautiful piece of retail real estate that could be literally anything, but it's going to be a Pete's coffee.

I don't think so, honey. The Pete's coffee shop moving in across the street from the fancy Starbucks, which is next to the blue bottle, which is literally also across the street from a coffee bean in my neighborhood. Yes, there is an empty, beautiful piece of retail real estate that could be literally anything, but it's going to be a Pete's coffee.

Look, I have nothing against Pete's and I will probably even go there first as like just as an experience to explore.

Look, I have nothing against Pete's and I will probably even go there first as like just as an experience to explore.

But then probably also just every day because it's on my side of the street. But Jesus fucking Christ, how many coffee shops can one square block hold before a fucking sinkhole forms and we all get sucked into the abyss of corporate caffeine-driven capitalism?

But then probably also just every day because it's on my side of the street. But Jesus fucking Christ, how many coffee shops can one square block hold before a fucking sinkhole forms and we all get sucked into the abyss of corporate caffeine-driven capitalism?

The empire is falling, honey. No one needs that many options for where to get a peppermint gingerbread caramel chocomoccalate.

The empire is falling, honey. No one needs that many options for where to get a peppermint gingerbread caramel chocomoccalate.

Okay, it could be literally anything. Five seconds. It could be a Planned Parenthood. It could be a France Healthcare Clinic or a Xanax store.

Okay, it could be literally anything. Five seconds. It could be a Planned Parenthood. It could be a France Healthcare Clinic or a Xanax store.

But I won't because of RFK.

But I won't because of RFK.

A fourth coffee shop. I wish I was exaggerating. A fourth coffee shop in one square block.

A fourth coffee shop. I wish I was exaggerating. A fourth coffee shop in one square block.