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Liz

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
246 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

Oh, that kind.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

Through my duvet cover.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

We're soaked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

Poor grandma.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

I get a spare pair of pants, a spare pair of underwear, help my grandma and my grandpa get to the bathroom to resolve it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

But now I have to deal with the fact that my 800 square foot apartment with eight people still trying to eat dinner smells like human shit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

I'm opening windows.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

I'm putting on fans.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

I'm lighting candles.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

I am stripping the bed as quickly as my little legs can carry me because I don't want this to soak into the mattress.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

But the in-unit washer and dryer...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

is in the living room.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

So I am then pulling these sheets out into the living room and trying to stuff them into the washer and dryer as fast as I can, keep the smell out of here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

That would have been a great idea.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

We were living downtown and we had one very small patio.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

which I would have had to walk through everybody to get to.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

Our options were limited.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

So I've got the door to my bedroom shut, as many windows open as possible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

Everybody kind of starts to trickle out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

We pack up leftovers for our friends.