Lloyd Langford

So I ordered a Snickers and the lady was like, we don't stock those anymore.

Yeah, best of 32.

We played every year during Melbourne Comedy Festival when we're here.

He was there with Rose Matafayo and they played each other first.

And I could see that her enthusiasm was very quickly dimming.

We actually played pool yesterday because sometimes we play snooker and that's just interminable.

So we play pool on like a larger table.

I don't like this.

he was beating me in the first game and then I came back and made a very very long pot on the black which impressed both of them because Kitson just trash talks the whole game yes and tells you I'm gonna double this I'm gonna do this yeah every now and again he does and then he acts like and he spits in a spittoon that's what he does yeah

he acts like he's Eddie Charlton or somebody and so I won the first game and then he won the second game and then Rose said you guys should play the cider but I could feel that everyone was pretty tired so we just we called it at a draw

I played a game of pool with Anne the other night, but previous to that hadn't played for a long time.

So to the layman, it looked like we were both trying to hustle each other by playing badly, but we were actually just playing badly.

I mean, how many boiled eggs are you eating in one sitting?

Even if it has been fired into your mouth by an animatronic Eddie Charlton.

The novelty will wear off after two.

You're right, Max.

Your body would have to be below the playing surface.

I reckon it was about half past 12.

And we, three of us walked to Gertrude Street and I thought I would get a tram and then looked up the tram tracker and the next tram was at 5.15 that morning.

Wow.