Logan Murdock

And we have our buddy, show me our dinner on.

Give the best take and make, bestow the best champion.

We're about to do that next on Real Ones.

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Hello, everyone.

I'm Logan Murdock, and I would like to welcome you to the first ever Take-A-Thon presented by Real Ones, where we give the boldest take possible on all of your favorite all-stars.

I am your host, obviously, and I am joined by my distinguished panel, Howard motherfucking Beck, and, you know, an honorary Real One of the day, Mr. Tyler Parker.

How you guys doing, man?

That would have been cool.

If you would have came in with the knight's helmet, that would have kind of taken the show.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

So just little ground rules.

We've been tasked to analyze a group of players based on the separate teams, the team stars, the team stripes, and team world.

Each pick will be heavily scrutinized by a resident take expert.

Jelmi Ardeneron, who is going to be in here at some point.

And he will, at the end of all of this, give out the prestigious Take Champion Award for the best takes.

It might be.

It might be.