Louis Ziskin
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Good catch.
Maybe I have a little dyslexia.
Anyway, so I bite my corner of my nail here so that it's bleeding.
And I go take a fire.
I've had it before, so I know how to mimic the pain, right?
Now they've got to take me to the hospital.
Two marshals take me to the hospital that night.
I miss the Kern County bus.
I end up at San Bernardino.
Guess who's locked up in San Bernardino now?
Al Maiman.
Mr. I can't get the chick to go to breakfast with me for a $20 tip, but if I give her hundreds, then her mom loves me and she wants to marry me.
That Al Maynard.
Right.
So he's there.
He's locked up in there, right?
And so he's going to court the next day.
I'm like, dude, we don't have court.
What are you going to court for?
He's like, oh, man, I'm just deal this, that, the other thing.