Louis Ziskin

I'm in I'm in Saint-Tropez.

The sheikh wants to meet me.

Great.

You know, so I go up to him and he brings me over the table.

He's like, hey, hey, you want a drink?

And I was like, sure.

I ordered a vodka cranberry and they all start laughing at me.

That was the last vodka cranberry I ever ordered, by the way.

They're like, that's a girl drink, you know, have some whiskey like a man.

So, you know, he pours me a glass of whiskey and I'm like, slam the whole thing, right?

Because now my manhood's been challenged, you know?

And he's sitting there, he's like, why don't you bring the girls over here?

And I was like,

what are you talking about?

He's like, Oh, everybody knows those girls, you know, following you around and dah, dah, dah, dah, and this and that.

Right.

It was actually, it was Brooke Mueller, the girl who married Charlie Sheen.

Okay.

No Bennett, the vising eye girl that used to do the commercials, you know, this thing.

And then, and, and another girl who wasn't famous, but nice girl.