Louis Ziskin

I just did this condo thing.

You know, maybe I'll get back in real estate, but whatever.

I got to get home.

He's like, listen, man, I'm going home for Ramadan.

Why don't you stay here in London for the next month as my guest?

I'll leave a couple of my guys here with you.

Just go out, meet girls, you know, get a list.

And so for next time, we're in London.

And after Ramadan, I'll fly you into Dubai.

Okay, stay in London, stay at the Dorchester out every night.

I got a dude with a briefcase of cash following me around everywhere I go.

You know, but I'm not going shopping.

I'm not like, you know, we're going out to the clubs and we're meeting chicks, like the instructions, right?

Like, but I'm not, I wasn't doing anything stupid with their money.

I didn't realize, I also wasn't clear how much access I had to that briefcase, right?

But it was there all the time and it covered everything that we did for the next month.

And the next thing you know, I'm on a...

playing uh emirates airlines first class to dubai i land in dubai and it says on the landing card um religion at that time i put jewish i get to customs and uh they stopped me

They said, wait over there.

There's a payphone over there.