Louise McSharry

The exact same thing happened to me.

My friend Dave sent me that sentence.

He was like, can you believe clavicular got frame-hugged by the ASU frat leader?

And I was like, Dave, I literally don't know what half those words mean.

I had to go off and Google.

But then, unfortunately, the door was open to me.

And now I can't.

Well, look, I'll do a little...

because I have been doing some research, Clavicula is 20 years old.

His name is Braden Peters.

Clavicula is the name that he uses.

And he's like the lead of looks maxing.

You may, it's kind of entered into the lexicon a little bit over the last few weeks, but looks maxing is essentially this bullshit thing that they've made up where it's like making yourself look as good as possible.

Looks maxing can be, as I recently saw him saying in an interview with Barstool,

can be putting a book under the bed so that when you're standing beside the bed, when you're about to get with a girl, you can stand on the book so that they don't know how short you are.

Lux maxing can be wearing like lifts in your shoes.

One man was concerned about like how would he, but what about like when he got naked with a girl, like the girl would see because he wouldn't be wearing his shoes anymore, the girl would see that he wasn't as tall as he was with his shoes on.

And Clive Care said that you should just, obviously just aim to be lying down as quickly as possible.

Wear your trousers saggy and tiptoe max, which means stand on your tiptoe so that you look taller.

So it can be all that stuff, but it can also be, as Clavicular has been doing, reportedly taking meth so that he doesn't have an appetite so that he can stay thin.