Louise McSharry

And before we get into anything, I just want to acknowledge the reports that Harry Styles is engaged.

Because I didn't include it as a proper story for us to discuss.

Because who knows?

It's not confirmed yet.

Like lots of places are reporting it that Harry Styles has gotten engaged to Zoe Kravitz.

People says a source has confirmed that they have shared their engagement news with a small circle and that the actress has been showing off her ring to friends.

She was seen wearing a massive ring on her engagement finger basically when she was smooching him in London.

And photos came out last weekend.

And she's been seen wearing the ring on the engagement finger before.

And everybody's like, the ring costs half a million dollars.

And

They're engaged and blah, blah, blah.

But like, who knows, really?

Who knows?

Like, we don't know.

It's so much cheaper.

Yeah.

They don't have to travel, but it's so bad for the planet.

Do you know, though, who does deserve a chink of happiness despite her millions and her being genetically blessed?

It's Megan Thee Stallion.